Jango

"My name is Frederick Jensen and I've been an assistant director for at least this production."

"I am Carrie Johnson and I am a career PA. I love to do it, there is nothing better."

"My name is Don and I was the script sup. I, you know, took care of the script stuff."

"The way you gaff taped that iceberg back together, I mean, why we have global warming? Just send you in there."

"Some stuff doesn't tape. Sometimes you can't tape things back together and you have to know that you aren't God."

"I've not been able to tape a director to a cube of ice and then he fell."

"My name is Frederick Jensen and I've been an assistant director for at least this production and the director's last short film."

"Hey, I'm Carrie Johnson and I am a career PA. I love to do it, there is nothing better."

"Donny boy! Donny with the Frappuccinos!"

"I don't think it's that hard to act. That's my crew to crew truth."

"If you need dialysis, bring a nurse. It's hard to learn on the fly."

"I duct tape my cheeks to my ears, folks. Same duct tape I killed that man with."

"As a gaffer, you guys don't know all the shit I do with the duct tape."

"We get news the sheet of ice that we're on is breaking apart. And all I remember is you, Jango, yelling, I'm on it!"

"It wasn't a short film, it was more of a TikTok. I wasn't really the assistant director, I filmed it."

"I am a career PA. I love to do it, there is nothing better."