"An Italian actor from the Naples region (and Mendocino County) making his English-language debut."
The panel of the Goodfellas sequel, Betterfellas, introduces themselves, featuring a screenwriter named Scar and a cast of international actors including a famous French actress and a security guard named Fuzz.
"I am Scar. I am the screenwriter of Goodfellas 2: Betterfellas."
"Hello. I am a famous French actress, Marion Cotillard, and I played the mob boss, Polly."
Francisco Florentina reveals he has been cast as the headliner for the new Pirates of the Caribbean, which involves a pre-taped 'tight seven' minutes of stand-up comedy shown before the movie starts.
"I'm headlining. I'm going to be doing my stand-up act before the film."
"The audience will watch a film of me doing a tight seven in front of the audience."
The international cast discusses their origins, leading to Marion Cotillard describing a rural version of Paris with a 'U' in it and Francisco claiming his father is from the Italian region of Mendocino County, California.
"I am from a sort of southeastern, very rural part of France. I believe it's called Pally."
"Mendocino County here in Northern California, I believe it is. I never met my father."
The cast describes the logistical nightmare of filming the entire movie under Fenway Park, including Francisco's surprise at having to perform 73 different character changes in a single day.
"I think for me, it would have made it a little bit easier if I had known about the 73 different changes."
"What if there's a bunch of mob guys under this field?"
The cast discusses their international origins, leading to Marion claiming she is from a rural French town called 'Pally' (Paris with a U) and Francisco revealing his father is from Mendocino County, California, not Italy.
"It's rural Paris. Population 12 people."
Scar reveals his background in censorship and his membership in the 'No Cussing Club,' explaining why the sequel to Goodfellas contains zero profanity, much to the frustration of the actors.
Francisco Florentina attempts to use his catchphrase 'Buonasera,' but the cast mishears it as 'Bonacello,' leading to a reveal that he has a brand of high-quality Italian cellos.