Funky
The prankster and 'little brother' of the group who is actually 43 years old.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
13The Curse of Lou Stinkbone
The band reveals their mutual hatred for their former manager, Lou Stinkbone, who is currently dying in jail. They escalate from general insults to specific, bizarre grievances about him losing the keys to their group home.
"Lou Stinkbone, you were a pig, you're a dog, and I'm glad you're dying in jail."
"I'm going to have the entire church pray that you get really sick."
"He's the reason why we all had to live in that group home in Lancaster for like 6 years."
The Bag of Hay and Shower Radio Trick
BJ reveals he used a bag of hay and a recording of his voice to trick his father into thinking he was napping while he was actually on tour. Funky escalates the lie, claiming she hid in a running shower for two weeks with hay.
"You had a bag of hay in your bed and you had a recording of your voice saying I'm having a great nap right now"
"I put a bag of hay in a shower and the shower kept running"
"He thinks I'm in bed right now"
The 75-Year-Old Stylist and Choreographer
The band discusses their new stylist, a 75-year-old woman with an extensive IMDb including Seinfeld and Queer Eye, and their choreographer, a grandmother from a retirement home in Scottsdale.
"She used to work on Queer Eye and she would help Tan France out with a lot of stuff"
"She is a grandmother from the Sunny Oaks retirement home in Scottsdale Arizona"
"75-year-old women can't style a boy band and like that's not true"
The Universal Studios Meltdown Footage
The band watches unreleased footage of their breakup at Universal Studios, which involved a t-shirt cannon, a real gun, and a dispute over who got to wear silver Skechers.
"The camel that shot the other camel with a gun was the shoes"
"You are not shooting a t-shirt in my mouth"
"God that was a real gun"
Hindsight's Greatest Hits and Final Farewell
The band previews their upcoming tour setlist, featuring songs about AIM, pagers, and Nokia phones, before performing their new single 'Growing Up' and exiting through the audience.
"We rewrote all of I Left You on Red on AIM to I Left You on Red via Text"
"Small teeth big dreams small teeth big boobs"
"I want to play you like the game Snake on my Nokia phone"
Hindsight Boy Band Reunion Roll-Call
The early 2000s boy band Hindsight reunites for their 2025 tour, introducing their aged-up personas and performing their hit song about being 17 (now updated to 27).
"We put the boy back in rock, you know?"
"I have 17 children. Me and my wife live on a big farm in the middle of Colorado Springs."
BJ's Dark Past and Christian Communion Hit
BJ reveals his past addiction to buying drug paraphernalia (but not doing drugs) and performs his viral Christian hit 'Communion' which involves putting bread in eyes.
"I'm putting the bread in your eyes. Open your mouth. Stick out your tongue."
"I bought a mall kiosk."
Sylar Dumont's Fraud and Specific Lyrics
Sylar Dumont, the 'bad boy', discusses his convictions for fraud, his Hanukkah festival in Santa Monica, and his penchant for extremely specific, nonsensical rap lyrics.
"I have been accused and kind of convicted of many counts of fraud."
"The hair is wearing a dare. A dare is the truth."
Funky's Esoteric Pranks and Solo Career
Funky explains her role as the prankster, detailing a confusing prank involving Saran wrap and a solo album about sneaking up behind people that was panned for being weird.
"Funky put Saran wrap on the toilet seat. I tried to take a shit, I got shit all over my ass."
"My solo album was about sneaking up behind you girl, tapping on your shoulder."
The Ringback Tone Solo Career
Funky performs her only successful solo venture: a ringback tone that encourages the caller to hang up and 'get some money' instead of waiting for her to answer.
"You are in a ring back tone. Just hang up and move on with your life."
"Mine doesn't count cuz it was only successful as a ring back tone."
Sylar's Trash-Themed Nickelodeon Rap
Sylar performs a rap from his time on the Nickelodeon show 'Scrappy and the Doodads,' where he played a sentient piece of trash named Scrungus who lives in a dumpster.
"I am a piece of skunk. Yunk yunk yunky dunk. I am a piece of scrunk."
"It's like Hannah Montana for freaks."
Funky's Aggressive Motivation
Funky enters a trance-like state of aggressive motivational speaking, insisting that everyone is 'valid' while the rest of the band tries to get her to monetize her advice.
"Every misstep, that is only the fabric of your life that makes you stronger."
"I motivate people for free because I don't think anyone should ever doubt themselves."
The Final Farewell
The boy band members wave goodbye to the audience as the episode concludes, maintaining their high-energy pop personas until the very last frame.
"Bye!"