Gemma Guitar
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8Carol's Mercenary Sound Work with Daniel Craig
Carol describes his 'run and gun' approach to sound recording, revealing that he intentionally left a mic pack on Daniel Craig in the bathroom to listen to him hum while he pees.
"I'm a mercenary for sound."
"He hums a lot when he's in the bathroom when he pees."
"I had enough time to turn it off but I didn't."
Alibis and Confessions 'Just for Funsies'
The group attempts to establish alibis for the various on-set murders, using the legal loophole that anything said 'just for funsies' cannot be used as a confession in court.
"Nothing for fun can be used for crime."
"I once robbed a bank just for funsies when I was in my very early 20s."
"It doesn't count as a confession if it's in an icebreaker exercise."
Carol's Accidental Murder Confession
While attempting to role-play a hypothetical scenario, Carol accidentally describes the exact details of how he murdered a crew member with a heavy boom mic knife.
"That knife was too heavy on that boom mic."
"Oh shit, she's still alive. Just hit it again."
"That's how I spent one of the murders."
In Memoriam: The YouTube Birth Video
The survivors watch a low-budget memorial video they made at the 'birth of YouTube' for the crew members who died during the production of Farmhouse.
"We came back at the birth of YouTube and we made this video."
"Spencer Davidson, pyrotechnics."
"Happy Birthday YouTube!"
The Final Murder Confessions
As the podcast ends, the panelists casually admit to various murders on set, including the death of the man in the snowman suit, before deciding to kill the studio staff.
"I did chop up that girl."
"It was me who put Sean in the snowman suit."
"We have to kill the people running this podcast studio now."
Gemma Guitar's Ultra-Charity and Name Erasure
Gemma reveals she quit acting to start a 501(c) non-profit for 'Lazy Couch Potatoes' and laments that the director never gave her character a name beyond 'Young Hot Female Lead'.
"A 501(c) is technically to benefit no one, although we are pushing back on that."
"You were always young hot female lead."
The Baha Men Wardrobe Malfunction
Gemma Guitar recounts a 2000s halftime show where the Baha Men, high on mushrooms, accidentally ripped her top off while trying to save her from imaginary spiders on her breasts.
"Me and the Baha Men are crystal cool."
"Thank God they were doing mushrooms."
The Cast and Crew of Farmhouse 4 Reunite
The survivors of the 80s slasher film 'Farmhouse 4' gather to discuss the healing process and the bizarre tragedies that occurred during production.
"Grab your friends, grab your pitchforks, and let's listen in."