Kyler
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7Mitchell's 'Authentic' SAG-Regulated Field Trips
Mitchell Franks defends his 'authentic' streams where he happens to find his long-lost grandpa in a park, despite footage showing him paying 'actors' SAG-AFTRA day rates.
"I follow SAG union rules because SAG New Media is a big thing."
"It shows you paying those people like a SAG rate."
"I don't have any merchandising on my shirts because I'm like you get to create the story"
"The nice thing about living in international waters just off the coast of Brisbane"
Roundtable Roll-Call: The Streamer Powerhouses
The panel of internet streamers introduces themselves, ranging from a sleep-streamer to a woman who sits on fried chicken for her 'chicken idiots' fan base.
"I make fried chicken and then I sit on it."
"I'm Guyler St Beef, I'm all the way from Australia."
"I do streams watching my boyfriend play video games."
The Health and Wellness of Chugging Liquid Potassium
Guyler St Beef discusses his brand of liquid potassium and his mental health advocacy, while Kyler brags about chugging a gallon of it in 30 seconds.
"It's a liquid potassium which is a highly reactive metal."
"I've chugged liquid potassium before. I took a gallon in 30 seconds actually."
Paula's Chicken-Sitting Scandal
Paula recounts being banned from Twitch for sitting on her camera and showing her anatomy instead of the fried chicken her 'Chicken Idiots' fan base demanded.
"I showed my asshole. Twitch took me off, my camera broke, my followers were like where's the chicken?"
"My asset is not my only asset"
The 'Good Job Babe' Fan Army Taunt
Violet Tomato admits she wants to stream Pac-Man but is too shy. Mitchell reveals that Violet's fan army taunts him by spamming 'Good Job Babe' in his chat to show they are watching.
"Genevieve has her fan army say good job babe to me on some of my chats sometimes as a way of taunting."
"I hate seeing she/her good job babe."
The Return of Lady McBitch
Kyler slips into his 'Lady McBitch' persona, delivering her iconic retro catchphrase about making a sandwich, which causes physical distress to the other streamers.
"I'm a make you a sandwich!"
"That made my asshole shrivel up and my asshole doesn't do that."
Final Sign-Offs and Liquid Potassium Pitches
The streamers give their final plugs. Guyler pitches his liquid potassium to 12-year-olds starting militias, while Paula flashes the camera to her 'chicken idiots.'
"Try to buy some of my liquid potassium and if you're 12 and you're mad and you're starting a militia, stop it."
"Hey chicken idiot, here's my ass!"