Lisa Fuck
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10Andrew the Human and Lisa Fuck's Lineage
Andrew reveals he is the son of Andre the Giant and runs an endurance restaurant. Lisa Fuck reveals she is the daughter of Martha Stewart and the Scrub Daddy sponge.
"My dad is the sponge, the Scrub Daddy sponge."
"It's like Dick's Last Resort but $500 a plate."
The Physical Toll of Being a Nepo Baby
The panel discusses the 'abuse' of being asked about their parents' catchphrases. Lisa Fuck reveals she had her teeth and nose removed to look more like her father, the Scrub Daddy sponge.
"The amount of times someone asks me Deal or No Deal... it's abuse."
"I always felt that the nose wasn't necessary."
The Rat King of Chuck E. Cheese Branding
Josephine Scab reveals she is a descendant of Chuck E. Cheese and explains that the restaurant's consistent branding ensures everything, from milkshakes to toilet seats, tastes and feels like pepperoni pizza.
"I don't love to cook because I'm a rat, I love to cook because I am a descendant of Chuck E. Cheese."
"When you sit on the toilet, it feels like you're sitting on a pepperoni pizza."
Nanny Issues and Deal or No Deal Milk
The panel discusses their childhood assistants. Yankee Mandel recalls her 'nipple-seeking' phase on Deal or No Deal, while Lisa Fuck realizes her family helpers were actually paid employees of the Scrub Daddy estate.
"I would go up to her nipple and look for milk."
"I had every girl that was a model, one through fifty briefcases, be my nanny at some point."
Winning the Dentist and Insider Trading
The group brags about 'winning' various life milestones, including the dentist's office (by having no cavities), college (by leaving after two weeks), and insider trading.
"I won the dentist office. They were like, you won."
"I dabbled in some insider trading and I won."
Pop Hit: Fuck Me in the Fuck Post Office
Lisa Fuck previews her new concept albums, 'All Ass No Tit' and 'All Tit No Ass,' and performs her hit single about being horny at the post office on a Thursday.
"The public actually won't see a picture of my ass until the ass album."
"I'm horny at the mailbox, I'm horny at the post office."
Lisa Fuck's Military Remix of Taps
Following the sudden death of the Chuck-E-Cheese mascot, Lisa Fuck performs a 'pro-military' remix of Taps that consists entirely of the word 'fuck'.
"I did remix it a little bit. I changed some of the words."
"Before the haters get out there, that was pro-military."
The Drinky Beer App and the Scrub Daddy Connection
Lisa Fuck pitches her revolutionary 'Drinky Beer' app which simulates drinking a beer on a phone screen, revealing her father is the inventor of Scrub Daddy.
"Usually I'll drop like oh my dad is Scrub Daddy and they'll give but nobody's biting."
"Coffee is behind the paywall in the beer app."
Pepperoni Always: The Rat Casino's Ghost Kitchen
Josephine Scab reveals her ghost kitchen business model for Chuck-E-Cheese, while Yankee Mandel claims to have 'won comedy' and shows off a spray-painted rubber chicken trophy.
"If you saw Chuck-E-Cheese on DoorDash you wouldn't order it because you'd go like that's the rat casino."
The Nepo Baby Roundtable Roll-Call
The hosts introduce a panel of 'nepo babies' who discuss the 'hard work' of walking through doors their parents opened. Andrew the Human establishes his 'bad boy' persona by putting his phone on loud.
"A lot of people put it on silent, I put it on loud."
"The door was open for us, but we got to do the rest."
"God reads my journal for true."