Marissa

"One time I had to train a cow to milk another cow."

"Morally, how does that work?"

"A couple of my birds learned the phrase kill bitch kill and then they had to go work on a Disney film moments later"

"They could not remember Polly want a cracker, all they wanted to say was kill bitch kill"

"I'm Marilyn Jones, and I am a bird trainer for Tinseltown."

"My name is Nigel Eclaire, and I focus primarily on snakes."

"Hey y'all, it's me, Marissa. Um, I'm dogs."

"Is anybody here else shedding skin?"

"You are peeling like an onion at my grandma's barbecue."

"It's time for me, getting closer to becoming the dream."

"I think you're bringing up a topic that we should talk about, and that is the Lion King, and we were all snubbed"

"A lot of animals who they can't get to run fast, they get a dog and they dress it up"

"Cheeky was the best in the business, a real professional"

"He took Cheeky away from me and he went to Vegas, showed up to open mic magician competitions"

"They died on the same day."

"These non-union teamsters might as well call them the devil on your back."

"Is anybody here else shedding skin?"