Mr. Chapel
host of "Wipeout: Holding a Lasagna While I'm Surfing"
Highlight Bits & Quotes
7Natural Immunity and Consent
Ricky Flanagan explains her refusal to fist-bump, opting instead to hug and kiss every lady that emerges from a box to build 'natural immunity,' which she claims is a platform for consent.
"I hug and kiss as many people as possible so that I can build up a natural immunity."
"I get a boner every time they put a thing in my nostril."
"Lady or No Lady was founded upon consent. Get inside this box, consensually."
Keep the Nuts on Those Pets
Mr. Chapel reveals his controversial anti-spaying and neutering stance, admitting he has been caught reattaching 'nuts' to animals to preserve their personalities.
"Keep the nuts on those pets."
"You got in trouble for going and like reattaching nuts on dogs and cats."
"I can't prevent them from ever getting cut off again."
Ricky Flanagan's SNL Ambitions and the Lady-Shaped Boxes
Ricky Flanagan discusses her dream of hosting SNL while clarifying that the contestants on her show are kept in lady-shaped Egyptian coffins rather than square boxes.
"I don't think that men fit into boxes."
"These are not large crates, these are shaped like the women."
"It's pretty obvious when it's a lady and when it's a jack in the box."
Mr. Chapel's High-Stakes Pet Neutering Game Show
Mr. Chapel pitches a terrifying game show where pet owners must risk their own anatomy to proceed with neutering their pets, featuring pyrotechnics and surgical scissors.
"If you want to take off the balls of your pets, you got to take off the balls of you."
"Keep those balls on those pets!"
"My voice is changing too because of that smoke."
Mr. Chapel's Lasagna Surfing Legacy
The veteran host Mr. Chapel discusses his long-running show and the physical toll of smoking five packs a day on his voice.
"I smoke five packs a day and you can tell from my voice I've changed."
The Drip Ice Point System and the Survival Rate
Drip Ice begins awarding and deducting points based on arbitrary rules like saying 'sorry', while George Pook reveals the dark survival rate of his child contestants.
"Just mentioning the police is negative 15."
Roundtable Introductions: The Captains of the Game Show
The panel of game show hosts introduces themselves, establishing their unique shows and the shared 'smell' of their contestants.
"If the captain is the captain of the ship, then the game show host is the captain of a game show."