Nancy Reagan
A 'momager' whose daughter Adeline is an emancipated minor and social media star.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10The Fluggies and the Tar Pit Miracle
Janitra reveals that Tiffany was found in the La Brea Tar Pits at four months old and four feet tall. The group discusses how she was almost cast as a 'Fluggy'—a disgusting orcish creature—in Survival Wars.
"They used her likeness exactly for the Fluggies."
"I live right near the La Brea Tar Pits, like in the tar."
"She was four feet at the time she was saying I'm much older."
The Emancipated Minor Side Project
Nancy Reagan reveals her 12-year-old daughter Adeline is already an emancipated minor, which she dismisses as a 'little side project' and a 'me thing' for the child.
"Adeline actually zoomed through all of high school and she is an emancipated minor."
"Usually you get emancipated when you don't like your parent."
The Six-Foot-Two Seven-Year-Old
Janitra discusses her daughter Tiffany's massive growth spurt, noting she is seven years old but stands at 6'1" and plays 18-year-old roles due to being fed 'too many oats.'
"She's huge, she's 6'1" now. Her range is seven to eighteen."
"Maybe I feed her a little bit too many oats."
The Leslie Khan Medical Triage Acting Class
The parents discuss the essential 'medical triage' acting course taught by Leslie Khan, where students are typed by their physical ailments, leading to a reveal that Dallas was diagnosed with hypoglycemia during a cold read.
"Leslie Khan caught someone's leukemia."
"It turns out he was hypoglycemic and they called it in the class."
Marketing to the Dead: Adeline's 100 Billion Followers
Nancy Reagan explains how her daughter Adeline achieved 100 billion Instagram followers by targeting the 'under-utilized demographic' of deceased peasants from the 1300s using a special computer.
"She has 100 billion on Instagram."
"There's an entire under-utilized demographic of the dead."
Bendigo: The Official Face of Ammonia
Sandra Diego reveals that her son Bendigo signed an exclusive brand deal with the chemical Ammonia, capitalizing on the 'Tide Pod' trend by telling kids not to drink it.
"Bendigo just signed an exclusive deal to be the official face of ammonia."
"They're like 'don't drink ammonia' wink wink."
The Boisterous vs. Dash Family Albums
The parents play snippets of their children's music, contrasting Tiffany's deep bass Kidz Bop covers with Dallas's aggressive trap music about getting money.
"This is Love Shack by Tiffany Boisterous."
"Dallas released a trap album."
The Menendez Energy and Final Projects
The momagers admit they are terrified of their children, comparing their collective energy to the Menendez brothers. They plug upcoming Netflix movies and Petco campaigns before Tiffany appears in the window.
"It sounds like we're all scared of our children."
"Return her to the mud!"
The Menendez Energy and Final Projects (Part 2)
The momagers admit they are terrified of their children, comparing their collective energy to the Menendez brothers. They plug upcoming Netflix movies and Petco campaigns before Tiffany appears in the window.
"Tiffany's just in the window! Hi baby!"
The Stage Parents Assemble
The panel of stage parents introduces themselves and their child stars, immediately establishing a competitive and toxic dynamic regarding their children's minor successes in commercials and sci-fi series.
"I'm Tiffany Boisterous' mom. My name is Janitra Boisterous."
"I am the father of Dallas Dash. Dallas, you guys know Dallas, gosh what a star."
"My name is Nancy Reagan, no relation."