Rain Horndog
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The Raw Fish and Mouth Sounds Podcast
Dank Pringle describes his podcast's unique niche: reviewing raw sashimi while emphasizing wet mouth sounds and occasionally discussing his sexual conquests.
"It is a raw sashimi and fish podcast."
"I like you keep all the mouth sounds in."
"Sometimes I also talk about chicks I banged but just a small it's like a mini-sod."
The Bobby Flay Tape and the Newport Boat Fight
The group discusses a scandalous 'Flay Tape' hidden in a safe and a massive falling out between Dank and his co-host Trey Sledge involving Newport boat parties.
"I heard there's a Flay tape bopping around the studio."
"He said the Flay tape could have been him being like really racist."
"My dad has a boat in Newport and so like he goes to party at the boat all the time."
The 'Not These Balls' Off-Limits Zone
Wings introduces the 'Not These Balls' rule, where certain topics like asthma, half-sisters, and Ghislaine Maxwell are strictly off-limits for comedic roasting.
"A 'Not These Balls' zone is something that's like off-limits."
"My aunt being Ghislaine Maxwell... not these balls."
"I've been petitioning for it to be 'These Balls' for a minute."
The Viral 'Boys in the House' Era
Rain Horndog reminisces about his viral Vine fame and the 'Boys in the House' content mansion, which ended after a spray-on cheese party and a mailman incident.
"We all moved into a house together and it was called Boys in the House."
"You tried to fill your entire house with spray-on cheese."
"We told him the mailbox was at the bottom of the pool."
Dank Pringle's 17-Year-Old Growth Hormone Secret
Dank Pringle reveals he is actually only 17 years old and owes his 6'10" stature to his mother's liberal use of growth hormones, leading to a moment of silence for moms.
"I'm only 17 but I turn 18 in the fall"
"My mom put growth hormone so I'm 6'10""
"Can we do a moment of silence for moms"
Rain Horndog's Kiss Cam Controversy
Rain Horndog discusses his history as a minor league baseball commentator and his controversial stance on the 'Kiss Cam,' insisting that same-sex couples should only kiss behind a screen or an iPad.
"I was the fill-in woman who interviewed different people when it was their birthday."
"As long as they kiss behind the screen. Bring your tablets, bring your iPads, because I don't want to see it."
Peeps for Men Ad Read
Rain Horndog performs a high-energy ad read for 'Peeps for Men,' marshmallow treats shaped like wrenches and cars designed to make Easter less 'girly' for masculine men.
"Easter is a disaster. You're always surrounded by friends that are just like constantly in dresses and bonnets."
"Delicious marshmallow treats shaped like wrenches, cars, and of course, steering wheels."
The Nasty Balls Network Roll Call
The 'Bad Boys of Podcasting' introduce themselves and their shows on the Nasty Balls network, establishing their hyper-masculine, 'riff-heavy' personas and their reliance on 'off-camera women' to handle all technical tasks.
"It's going to be riff city. I'll tell you what, it's going to be riff city."
"I should also mention that all of our off-camera women are here."
"Get ready to pack up and move to Austin after failing in LA for five years."