Sara Booreilles
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The Face Paint Bandit Paternity Scandal
Boomoi reveals a rumor that Skeleton's son is actually a con artist known as the Face Paint Bandit. Skeleton admits to paying $15,000 a week in 'child support' converted from bones to USD.
"I'm hearing that might be makeup. I'm hearing skeleton makeup on the other side of their body."
"How much are you paying in child support?"
"About $15,000 a week."
Saving Halloween Poetry from Variety Funding Cuts
After learning Variety might cut funding for Halloween poetry, the group frantically recites their best work, including a Shrek soundtrack parody and a stolen Roald Dahl book.
"Variety doesn't think there's enough money in Halloween poetry."
"All that glitters is bats."
"You're reading Roald Dahl over there. That's not even your book."
Halloween Astrology and the Lee Bra Worn by a Witch
The poets discuss their Halloween-specific zodiac signs, including 'Scary Sun,' 'Gem-Eyes,' and 'Virgo into the Graveyard.' Shel Silverscream identifies Boomoi's sign as a 'Lee Bra worn by a witch.'
"My rising from the dead sign is a Virgo into the graveyard."
"That means you're a Lee bra worn by a witch."
Boomoi's Precognitive Monster Mash Scandal
Boomoi reads a poem titled 'Last Night at the Monster Mash' that exposes scandalous secrets about the other guests, leading to accusations that he is a 'precog' spreading dangerous rumors.
"In the bathroom, Frankenstein is a werewolf."
"Rumors are how we know what's real and what's not."
Shel Silverscream's Inside-Out Skin Curse
Shel Silverscream reveals he is cursed to have his skin turn inside out every few days after wandering his catamaran into a spooky inlet. He reads a poem inspired by the trauma of the curse.
"Every couple of days my skin turns inside out."
"I'm Shel Silverscream. I run the silver screen."
Sara Booreilles' Divorce-Saving Poem
Sara Booreilles performs a snippet of the poem that saved Boomoi's life during his divorce from another 16-year-old, featuring a 'clean scream' and grave imagery.
"Scream how you want to scream and let the blood fall out."
"Honestly, I want to see you in a grave."
Sara Booreilles' Spooky Musical Theater
Sara Booreilles performs a snippet of her haunting musical 'Weightless-tress,' featuring the terrifying image of a head under a bucket and ingredients for a 'scary pie.'
"Sugar. Blood. Dead towers."
Halloween Poets Roll Call
The panel of top Halloween poets introduces themselves, featuring the #1 ranked Frankenstein's Monster, who is only seven days old, and the veteran Skeleton Brimblebones.
"You set a record as well because you are the youngest Halloween poet ever. You're technically seven days old."