Scott Scottsdale
heir to the ShamWow Corporation and creator of "The ShamWow Movie"
Highlight Bits & Quotes
7The ShamWow Movie: Bisexual Panic and Squatters' Rights
The Scottsdale Brothers reveal they live in a shed next to the ShamWow guy and are producing a film where a 'SheWow' and 'Scrub Daddy' cause bisexual audiences to panic. They distance themselves from Vince Offer's legal troubles.
"It's just a pink towel with some googly eyes."
"We live in a shed next door to his house. We are technically neighbors by squatters' rights."
"I wouldn't say we sat outside of his house as much as we live outside of his house."
"If they sploosh on those seats, we've got some ShamWows to dry it up."
AutoZone: The Land of Car-on-Human Romance
Hester and Scoby describe their 12-year project 'AutoZone', a surrealist film where cars age 20 human years annually and engage in beautiful, gravity-defying sexual encounters with women.
"It's Zootopia meets Cars 2 meets Car Wash meets Marriage Story."
"That's how sex works in AutoZone, is that the cars are on top of the women."
"We are some pretty strong nepo babies."
The Scottsdale Brothers Inherit ShamWow
Scott and Dale Scottsdale introduce themselves as the heirs to the ShamWow empire, claiming the product has existed since 1890 and was previously known as the 'whoosh cup.'
"We worked very hard to inherit ShamWow."
"Our mother couldn't keep her legs shut, we were born 11 months apart."
The Cameo Casting Crisis
The filmmakers discuss using the Cameo app to cast Billy Crystal and Lizzo. They debate how to edit around Lizzo's legal allegations in a one-shot film without violating the artistic form.
"I want to green screen her Cameo into another person's Cameo, maybe a dog."
"Any interpolation of the form is a violation of the one-shot and I will have to commit suicide."
The AutoZone Movie and the Car Dads
The Scottsdale brothers describe their experimental AutoZone film, featuring a car that ages in real-time and test screenings for 'car dads' who write questions on their fingers.
"AutoZone is a Zone and that it is different than all types of places."
"They have so many questions they put it on their fingers and we go please sit on your hands."
Media Training by the Ghost of LBJ
The Scottsdale brothers reveal they were media trained by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson via WatchMojo top 10 videos after a Caprice Sun-induced seance.
"We were trained by the ghost of Lyndon B. Johnson for 24 hours."
"He showed up in our place and said guys I got nothing to say just watch this."
The Slap Chop Horror Sequel
The group wraps up by pitching a horror movie featuring the Slap Chop that defends the patriarchy, while the Scottsdale brothers mistake a dog for LBJ's ghost.
"I started writing a horror movie featuring the Slap Chop."