Sir Gimpy Johnson
Highlight Bits & Quotes
7The Dark Knight Shining Mashup
The creature actors present a clip from their film 'The Dark Knight Shining,' where they play a two-headed, one-legged monster. The hosts critique their lack of chemistry and the fact that they seem to be in two different movies.
"It felt a little like you guys were in two different films there."
"If you hired other conjoined twins maybe they would be in the same genre."
Dark Knight Seinfeld Smile Edition
A second clip is shown featuring a bizarre mashup of Batman, Seinfeld, and the horror film Smile. The actors defend their conflicting performance styles as 'Vaudeville' versus 'Coming of Age.'
"His note was Vaudeville, my note was coming of age film."
"What's the deal with the conjoined twins?"
Sir Gimpy's Golden Bachelor Submission
Sir Gimpy Johnson shares his audition tape for 'The Golden Bachelor,' which consists mostly of him acting like a gorilla and being vulnerable, much to the confusion of the other panelists.
"I know I'm not old enough yet but I'm definitely young enough not young enough to be a bachelor."
"I love like being a gorilla."
The Obama Library CCTV Footage
A 'profound' clip of Barack Obama in a library is used to force a connection between the conjoined twins. The clip devolves into a debate about the Library of Congress and Harry Potter.
"I'm in the Library of Congress okay this is my domain."
"Thinking about getting Michelle to run soon."
Goodnight Hollywood and the Clip Show Promise
The panelists wrap up the episode with Tommy Bowe, promising a future 'clip show' and promoting Tommy's YouTube series while maintaining their chaotic energy until the credits roll.
"That's why they call it show biz. Goodnight Hollywood!"
"It's a clip show! We'll do it next time!"
Dune: Part Two and the Lisan al-Gaib
Jerry Gentry attempts a dramatic Paul Atreides impression, which quickly devolves into high-pitched screaming and a premature attempt to end the show.
The Claw's Autonomous Celebrity
Jerry Gentry introduces his 'claw' hand, which has developed its own muscle memory and celebrity status, including a solo interview on the Jennifer Hudson show.
"I woke up I was having a claw morning as you notice."
"They interviewed the claw first."
"Everyone loves the claw."