Creature Actors (with SMOSH's Tommy Bowe)
Cast & Characters (5)
Bits & Timeline (13)
The Claw's Autonomous Celebrity
Jerry Gentry introduces his 'claw' hand, which has developed its own muscle memory and celebrity status, including a solo interview on the Jennifer Hudson show.
"I woke up I was having a claw morning as you notice."
"They interviewed the claw first."
"Everyone loves the claw."
The Dark Knight of Gunther-dor
Jerry Gentry describes his role as a 'crypto-faun' in a bizarre Netflix mashup series that combines the worlds of Batman and Friends.
"What if the Batman world and the Friends world united?"
"I'm actually a melding of Chandler and the Scarecrow."
The Dog from Marley and Me was a Woman
Ellen St. Claire reveals that the dog in Marley and Me was actually her in prosthetics, a skill she learned from a teacher who made her do animal work for hours.
"The dog was not a real dog it was me in prosthetics."
"We picked an animal we saw at the zoo and we had to become that animal for an hour."
The Spooky Conjoined Twins of Michaels
Lefty Lucy and Paul explain they aren't actually related or conjoined; they just look alike and decided to monetize it after meeting at a Michaels craft store.
"No we are not related and no we are not twins."
"We just look a lot a lot alike."
"We took the buzzer and we ran."
The Tragedy of Forgotten Times Tables
Ellen St. Claire and the twins argue over math skills while in the makeup chair, leading to a reveal that Lucy loves math despite being terrible at it.
"The great tragedy of our nation's youth is that you forget your times tables."
"Lucy can be bad at math and still love math."
The Dark Knight Shining Mashup
The creature actors present a clip from their film 'The Dark Knight Shining,' where they play a two-headed, one-legged monster. The hosts critique their lack of chemistry and the fact that they seem to be in two different movies.
"It felt a little like you guys were in two different films there."
"If you hired other conjoined twins maybe they would be in the same genre."
Dark Knight Seinfeld Smile Edition
A second clip is shown featuring a bizarre mashup of Batman, Seinfeld, and the horror film Smile. The actors defend their conflicting performance styles as 'Vaudeville' versus 'Coming of Age.'
"His note was Vaudeville, my note was coming of age film."
"What's the deal with the conjoined twins?"
Sir Gimpy's Golden Bachelor Submission
Sir Gimpy Johnson shares his audition tape for 'The Golden Bachelor,' which consists mostly of him acting like a gorilla and being vulnerable, much to the confusion of the other panelists.
"I know I'm not old enough yet but I'm definitely young enough not young enough to be a bachelor."
"I love like being a gorilla."
The Obama Library CCTV Footage
A 'profound' clip of Barack Obama in a library is used to force a connection between the conjoined twins. The clip devolves into a debate about the Library of Congress and Harry Potter.
"I'm in the Library of Congress okay this is my domain."
"Thinking about getting Michelle to run soon."
A Marriage Story: The Dark Knight
Now that they have admitted their feelings, Paul and Lucy perform a scene from 'A Marriage Story' mashed up with 'The Dark Knight,' resulting in an intense, high-stakes argument.
"God damn it Rachel I just wanted to be here."
"I'm just going to roll over it backwards for you."
Dune: Part Two and the Lisan al-Gaib
Jerry Gentry attempts a dramatic Paul Atreides impression, which quickly devolves into high-pitched screaming and a premature attempt to end the show.
The Seabiscuit Speedrun
The group realizes they haven't covered the 2003 film Seabiscuit, leading to a frantic, condensed reenactment of the entire horse racing drama in under thirty seconds.
"You want me to invest in a horse that's too small, with a jockey that's too big, and an owner that's too old?"
"Horses on your marks for the Kentucky Derby!"
Goodnight Hollywood and the Clip Show Promise
The panelists wrap up the episode with Tommy Bowe, promising a future 'clip show' and promoting Tommy's YouTube series while maintaining their chaotic energy until the credits roll.
"That's why they call it show biz. Goodnight Hollywood!"
"It's a clip show! We'll do it next time!"