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8The Spooky Conjoined Twins of Michaels
Lefty Lucy and Paul explain they aren't actually related or conjoined; they just look alike and decided to monetize it after meeting at a Michaels craft store.
"No we are not related and no we are not twins."
"We just look a lot a lot alike."
"We took the buzzer and we ran."
The Tragedy of Forgotten Times Tables
Ellen St. Claire and the twins argue over math skills while in the makeup chair, leading to a reveal that Lucy loves math despite being terrible at it.
"The great tragedy of our nation's youth is that you forget your times tables."
"Lucy can be bad at math and still love math."
The Dark Knight Shining Mashup
The creature actors present a clip from their film 'The Dark Knight Shining,' where they play a two-headed, one-legged monster. The hosts critique their lack of chemistry and the fact that they seem to be in two different movies.
"It felt a little like you guys were in two different films there."
"If you hired other conjoined twins maybe they would be in the same genre."
Dark Knight Seinfeld Smile Edition
A second clip is shown featuring a bizarre mashup of Batman, Seinfeld, and the horror film Smile. The actors defend their conflicting performance styles as 'Vaudeville' versus 'Coming of Age.'
"His note was Vaudeville, my note was coming of age film."
"What's the deal with the conjoined twins?"
A Marriage Story: The Dark Knight
Now that they have admitted their feelings, Paul and Lucy perform a scene from 'A Marriage Story' mashed up with 'The Dark Knight,' resulting in an intense, high-stakes argument.
"God damn it Rachel I just wanted to be here."
"I'm just going to roll over it backwards for you."
The Seabiscuit Speedrun
The group realizes they haven't covered the 2003 film Seabiscuit, leading to a frantic, condensed reenactment of the entire horse racing drama in under thirty seconds.
"You want me to invest in a horse that's too small, with a jockey that's too big, and an owner that's too old?"
"Horses on your marks for the Kentucky Derby!"
Goodnight Hollywood and the Clip Show Promise
The panelists wrap up the episode with Tommy Bowe, promising a future 'clip show' and promoting Tommy's YouTube series while maintaining their chaotic energy until the credits roll.
"That's why they call it show biz. Goodnight Hollywood!"
"It's a clip show! We'll do it next time!"
The Claw's Autonomous Celebrity
Jerry Gentry introduces his 'claw' hand, which has developed its own muscle memory and celebrity status, including a solo interview on the Jennifer Hudson show.
"I woke up I was having a claw morning as you notice."
"They interviewed the claw first."
"Everyone loves the claw."