"creator, writer, and showrunner for "The Gargoyle Journal""
The panel discusses the 'rascal of North Hollywood,' Richard Union, a con artist director who tricks actors into 'Yoonion' (onion) productions and wears wigs on his wrists to avoid handcuffs.
"I have been tricked so menty times, it has been frightening."
"He wears them on his wrists so you can't even slap handcuffs."
"Richard Union is a scam artist."
Stephanie explains her vision for 'hot, sensual gargoyles' while the cast realizes she cast them specifically because they have 'busted faces' and look like one-ton little guys.
"I need a dense, tightly packed, one ton little guy."
"I know like my skin is a little gray pigmented, but I thought that was more of like a thing I was working on."
Stephanie Christford reveals her inspiration for the show is her deep love for a man who plays the Tin Man on Hollywood Boulevard, leading to a discussion about her cult upbringing and the 'sensuality' of gargoyles.
"He plays the Tin Man on Hollywood Boulevard."
"I believe I have the right to write about gargoyles because I'm someone who's fallen in love."
The cast reviews a dramatic clip from the pilot where Jessica is filled with cement to become a gargoyle, only to be immediately propositioned by the Hot Gargoyle Prom King.
"We're filling your body with cement."
"I'm the hot prom king Gargoyle, and I was wondering if you want to have sex with me."
David reveals his history of accidentally working on scam productions led by the elusive con artist Richard Union, who evades capture using slippery wrist-wigs.
"I have been tricked so menty times, it has been frightening."
"He has so many wigs that they cannot catch him. He wears them on his wrists so you can't even slap handcuffs on him."
The panel introduces the cast and creator of the CW's new teen drama, The Gargoyle Journal, featuring a showrunner who 'does it all' and actors playing sexy gargoyles.
"Hi, my name is Stephanie Christford, I am the creator, writer, showrunner, and EP. Gosh, I just do it all."
Stephanie explains how she sold the show to executive producer Steven Spielberg at the Santa Anita racetrack after a horse named 'A Script' won the race.
"Little did I know, 'A Script' was the name of the horse."
Stephanie explains her casting process, admitting she specifically sought out actors with 'busted faces' and 'dense' builds to play gargoyles, much to the confusion of the 'sexy' cast.
Just as the panel discusses a potential musical episode, Stephanie receives a text that the show is cancelled, causing Miranda to fully transform and sprout gargoyle wings.