The Dustin
A 24-year-old Gen Z pop star and EGOT winner from Plano, Texas.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8The Dustin's Gen Z Songwriting Process
The Dustin explains that he finds lyrics by singing random phrases in conversation, leading to a debate about Gen Z rules and the 'mundane' nature of current EGOT winners.
"You're a gay man's old woman."
"We're Gen Z, we have no rules."
"You guys are kind of like laid back and mundane."
The Dustin's Residency and the Final Table Break
The Dustin attempts to promote his residency at Tenants of the Trees by singing a 'freestyle' over Don Horgen's song, leading to a violent verbal explosion and a chaotic table break.
"Never fucking sing over me ever again"
"Go to fucking hell you fucking piece of shit"
"Refrigerator"
The Geography of Plano, Texas
A debate erupts over whether music is geographical, leading The Dustin to reveal his wealthy upbringing in Plano, Texas, much to the annoyance of the older panelists.
"The Dustin comes from the Great Plains of Plano, Texas."
"I definitely came from wealth and I'm not ashamed of it."
The Hard Work of EGOT Winners
Don Horgen snaps at Andrew Beans, insisting that hard work and paperwork are the true secrets to success, while Sarah McDonald demonstrates a 'vocal run' that sounds like a medical emergency.
"You can't get a job without filling out a 1099."
"If you're gonna do a run, you better hit the fucking note, kid."
Sarah McDonald's 'And Just Like That' Cameo
Sarah McDonald reveals she is playing Samantha's identical twin sister in the Sex and the City reboot, despite being decades older than Kim Cattrall.
"I do come in as Samantha's twin sister."
"Who left all their sex on the floor?"
The Dustin: The 24-Year-Old Embryo
The Dustin explains his rapid rise to EGOT status at age 24, including a triple platinum pop ballad album and a guest spot on the teen show 'Bluesphoria'.
"I feel like I'm looking at a fucking embryo, he's so young."
Sarah McDonald: The Undersea Wench
Sarah details her career as a pioneer for alto representation, winning a Tony for 'The Little Undersea Wench' and strong-arming the Emmy committee with a pilot about bubble wrap.
"We strong-armed the Emmy committee in such an aggressive way."
The Humble Winners of Hollywood
The roundtable of EGOT winners introduces themselves as the absolute winners of Hollywood, claiming they deserve a seat at every restaurant while insisting they remain humble.
"We are the winners of Hollywood. If there was a competition, we won it."