Tony T
A nervous member of the creative team who is definitely not a fish.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10A Star-Studded Underwater Cast
The creators announce an absurd A-list cast including Al Pacino as a puffer fish and 15 original songs by BTS.
"Al Pacino as the puffer fish."
"15 original songs by BTS for this movie."
"Addison Rae as Fish Girl."
The Post-Racial State of Mind of Swedish Fish
The screenwriters discuss the film's environmental themes and the 'post-racial' nature of Swedish Fish, claiming they don't see color and exist only as a state of mind, despite the characters literally being named Swedish and Fish.
"Swedish fish is a state of mind."
"Technically you are Swedish and you are fish."
"There is no nationality of Swedish Fish."
Brandy's Blood Feud with Burger King
Brandy Swedish reveals her deep-seated hatred for Burger King, calling them 'dirty little slimy bastards' while her sister tries to manage the PR fallout and remind her that comparison is the thief of joy.
"They're dirty little slimy little bastards."
"Comparison is the enemy of joy."
"I wish we had drive-throughs for Swedish Fish."
Jason Momoa as 'The Net' and John Cryer as 'The Line'
The writers reveal the star-studded voice cast for the fishing sequence, featuring Jason Momoa as a literal net and John Cryer as a fishing line, followed by a 'sneak peek' of their intense chemistry.
"The net played by Jason Momoa and the line played by John Cryer."
"It's a net's job to pull this fish up!"
"Are you kind of an individual?"
My Big Fat Greek Twizzler and Other Failed Projects
The writers discuss losing the Twizzlers movie to Nia Vardalos, who is making 'My Big Fat Greek Twizzler,' and a rejected Swedish Fish sci-fi opera that was 'almost a Dune of sorts.'
"It's My Big Fat Greek Twizzler."
"Can you guys imagine a candy having a nationality?"
"Our version that was kind of like a sci-fi opera, almost a Dune of sorts."
Bri the Social Media Manager
The team discusses their social media manager Bri, who smells like a hog and tells children to kill themselves on Twitter in a 'Wendy's style' engagement strategy.
"She smells like shit. She smells like a hog."
"A kid said I hate Swedish Fish, she said go kill yourself. It was hilarious."
The 'A-Claus' vs. 'My Gosh' Punch-Up
The writers present a pun-heavy scene between a starfish and Chris Colfer, which the producers 'punched up' by removing all the jokes and replacing them with the phrase 'My Gosh.'
"You want a round of a-Claus?"
"We really thought the phrase 'my gosh' was hilarious."
The Swedish Fish Cinematic Universe
The group announces a series of post-credit spin-off characters including Norwegian Mice, Scandinavian Shrimp, and the Best Buy Cheetah.
"Best Buy presents the Cheetah."
"It's Bradley Cooper doing a French accent upside down."
The One-Word Journey: Excited
To close the show, every single panelist chooses the exact same word—'excited'—to describe their journey making the movie.
"My word would be excited."
"And my word would be... excited."
The Press Junket Energy
The creative team behind the Swedish Fish movie enters with high-energy press junket vibes, shouting out various cities and states while promoting their hashtag #GO.
"America is built on candy and candy is built on Hollywood."
"Team Swedish Fish hashtag GO!"
"Hey America! Hey California! Hey New York! Hey Hong Kong!"