Ty Crawford
A YouTuber embroiled in a scandal involving her horse and a barn with CCTV.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
10BeautyBooty45's Militarized Fanbase
BeautyBooty45 discusses his fan army, the 'Booty Holes,' and addresses conspiracy theories that his makeup tutorials are actually covert military training for a brainwashed militia designed to knife his Twitter haters.
"The New Yorker just called you hot Charlie Manson, right?"
"Sometimes some tweets hurt, and you need to go to their house and knife them to death."
"I decided I needed to teach them and give them their little camouflage uniforms."
The Children's Hospital Prank Gone Wrong
Clint Dirty recounts a failed attempt to save face by touring a children's hospital while unknowingly infected with RSV. He also debuts his 'funny girl' character, Missy Le Bitch, which requires a towel to be recognizable.
"It turns out that I gave a bunch of sick children in a children's hospital RSV."
"If I'm not wearing a towel on my head, you don't know that I'm playing a girl."
"The kids weren't even happy to see me, they were so scared that they were going to get a water thrown in their face."
The Art of the Apology Face
The panel compares their signature 'apology faces' used in their respective cancellation videos, ranging from BeautyBooty45's intimidating lip-kit plug to Ty Crawford's horse-like Boomerang expression.
"You want to seem like you're sorry but then also want them to fear you still."
"It does kind of look like a horse eating an apple when you do that face."
"I am so sorry, but what you've heard are lies."
Freddy's Drone Apology and the Myrtle Scandal (Part 2)
Freddy admits to hiding behind his children for content and addresses the scandal that got him kicked out of the boy group 'Four Dudes Who Do Stuff': cheating on his wife, Myrtle, with Miranda Lambert at the Kids' Choice Awards.
"Of course I'm going to cheat on a woman named Myrtle."
"The way she said 'wet' made me come in my pants. Sorry, I'm a dad, but I'm saying it."
January 6th Get Ready With Me
BeautyBooty45 reminisces about his viral 'Get Ready With Me' video filmed during the Capitol riot, where he allegedly stole a stapler and flirted with processing lawyers.
"My favorite video would probably have to be my January 6th get ready with me."
"I got a really nice bruise from it but you know, I turned it into a blush kit."
The Geisha Pivot and Final Confessions
BeautyBooty45 reveals his new 'Geisha' phase to conquer the Japanese market, while Ty Crawford finally admits she is going to jail for the horse incident.
"Now that apparently blackface is out of the question, it's time to really conquer the Japanese market."
"After this I am going to jail for fucking a horse."
Ty Crawford's Horse Controversy
Ty Crawford repeatedly denies having sexual relations with her horse, despite a video titled 'I'm Going to F*** a Horse' and suspicious CCTV footage.
"I didn't fuck my horse. It's Hollywood magic."
Freddy's Drone Apology and the Myrtle Scandal
Freddy admits to hiding behind his children for content and addresses the scandal that got him kicked out of the boy group 'Four Dudes Who Do Stuff': cheating on his wife, Myrtle, with Miranda Lambert at the Kids' Choice Awards.
"I made the kids say sorry with their bodies on the ground and then I stood above it."
The Coached Toddler Controversy
Ty Crawford accuses Freddy of coaching his toddlers to use advanced social justice terminology like 'emotional labor' when thanking their mother for breakfast.
"Mother, thank you for all the emotional labor you have performed on this fine morning."
The Horse F*cking Allegations
Dan Blast brings up Ty Crawford's privatized video 'Five Ways to Hit on a Horse,' leading to a heated debate about whether Ty actually engaged in bestiality on camera.
"I loved five ways to hit on a horse. I thought that was so good."