"Head of Scripted at Cloud Fan Productions"
Jake Riley enters a meeting at Cloudfan Productions where the executives sit across a massive room on five couches, claiming they must stay far away due to nearsightedness.
"I'm sorry Jake, I'm nearsighted and so I just I have to be back here."
"We got about five couches here so take a seat whichever one you want."
The team introduces Cloudfan Productions, a company founded by Christopher Walken that represents everyone from writers to circus clowns and 'Ariels' who can't act.
"In the office we call them Ariels, you know, they want to be where the people are."
"She represents a lot of people who aren't good at acting but really want to be."
The hosts introduce a new series featuring 'leaked' recordings of Hollywood general meetings, claiming California law allows recording anything without permission.
"In the state of California, we're allowed to record anything without permission."