Wylie Kitchen
Highlight Bits & Quotes
12The Plot of 'Baked Goods' and the Dave Franco Connection
The cast discusses their stoner comedy about building the world's largest cookie to impress Dave Franco. They reveal a dark twist involving a Ken Jeong-led mafia and smoking a character's mother's ashes.
"HomeGoods is my parents' store."
"Melissa's whole thing is she's like, we're gonna make the world's biggest cookie."
"Everyone pulls out guns."
The Fake Sneeze Scene and Director Mood Swings
Wylie critiques the cast's inability to sneeze convincingly during a pepper-heavy cookie scene. The group recalls Wylie's erratic behavior on set, including the day he 'turned bad' and wore a cape.
"You were doing the fakest sneezes in that scene."
"You became like cartoon evil and we thought you were doing a bit for a long time."
"I wish I didn't see that."
Wylie's Secret Sobriety and Fake AA Tokens
A 12-year weed sobriety token falls out of Wylie's pocket. He tries to claim he's having a heart attack before admitting he makes fake tokens when he's high to pretend he's in AA.
"12 years weed sober? Whose pocket did that fall out of?"
"Sometimes when I get really high, I like to make little fake tokens like I'm in AA."
"If you were a stoner you would know weed doesn't destroy your body, you narc."
The Lutheran Past and the Christopher Plummer Replacement
The cast confronts Wylie about his judgmental Lutheran past in high school. Offended, Wylie demands to be edited out of the movie and replaced by Christopher Plummer.
"I'm mortified by how Lutheran I was."
"The devil would poke me with his big old pitchfork and his horns and his tail."
"Put Christopher Plummer in, I don't give a shit, take me out."
The Palo Alto to Harvard Pipeline and the Origin of 'Baked Goods'
The cast reveals their shared backstory growing up in the 'bad part' of Palo Alto and attending Harvard together. Derek explains how his parents' company, Home Goods, inspired the movie's title.
"We all grew up kind of in the bad part of Palo Alto and then we went together to Harvard."
"My parents actually were the founders of Home Goods, where I got the name of the movie Baked Goods."
Angela Lansbury's Method Pranks and the 'Bong' vs. 'Bang' Set Lingo
Derek and the cast discuss working with Angela Lansbury, who allegedly performed frequent fake heart attack pranks on set. They also explain the industry secret of calling bongs 'bangs' to bypass studio censors.
"In Hollywood sets, a bong is called a bang just so they can pass the studios."
"She grabbed CJ by the back and she held CJ over the water and she said 'This gives me strength.'"
The Struggle for Female Representation in Stoner Cinema
The cast discusses the studio's resistance to a female-led stoner movie. They reveal the compromises made, including being forced to look 'manly' and 'dirty' while the models on set were kept silent.
"Girls get higher than guys... our tolerance is literally lower, our bodies are smaller."
"The studio fought me on that... they were like 'Stoners are guys.'"
Bella Hadid's Meta-Improvised Cameo
Derek describes casting Josh Peck and Bella Hadid as drug dealers. He highlights a 'meta' moment where Bella Hadid improvised a line by simply stating her own name during a high-tension scene.
"I think I'm Bella Hadid."
"When she thought to say her real fucking name, I thought this shit was creative."
The Vulnerability Circle: Fake Beer and Stinky Burps
The cast enters a cycle of 'honest and vulnerable' reveals. Sarah admits she's been faking her beer-loving persona by dribbling it out of her mouth, while Derek confesses to eating stinky food to make his burps funnier.
"I have been pouring it out the side of my mouth and letting it dribble out so that I don't get any of it in."
"Sometimes I think that being funny means being stinky."
Angela Lansbury's IPA Pressure
The group discusses the intense 'beer culture' on set driven by Angela Lansbury, who apparently pressured the cast to get drunk on 8% hazy IPAs despite not smoking herself.
"Hey fuck off Angela Lansbury, I don't want an IPA!"
"We know you make the hops!"
The Recasting Sword: Wylie Fires Himself
Wylie Kitchen reveals that 'Baked Goods 2' is happening but requires recasting. After building tension with the other actors' recent house purchases, he reveals he is recasting himself because his character explodes anyway.
"I'm recasting myself. After watching the movie I was like, one of us has to go."
"Wonky goes: I got a bomb!"
The Cast of 'Baked Goods' Introduces Their High-Stakes Stoner Personas
The roundtable begins with the cast of the stoner comedy 'Baked Goods' introducing themselves. They struggle with the concept of third-person introductions while establishing their characters' roles in the film.
"My name is Sarah Blatts and I played Melissa in Baked Goods."
"I played Orange... kind of the party guy, the dealer."
"I played Star Spangled... she's a little motherfucker who loves America."