Zebulon
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7The Port Fashion Week and Modeling for Seasoning
The models discuss their unconventional runway experiences, including walking for Vineyard Vines at Pier 39 and modeling for Morton Salt and Old Bay Seasoning, where Nautica Jones had to dress as a crab.
"I am Handsome Squidward Baby grown up."
"Goes to daycare, becomes the teacher."
"I walked for Morton Salt."
"Do you have to be the crustacean on the box?"
The Cup Crisis: Objects Taking Modeling Jobs
The panel expresses outrage over the industry trend of using inanimate cups as models. They discuss 'Cup D'Amelio' and the lack of labor laws for beverage containers taking their jobs.
"I've lost so many jobs to cups."
"You guys haven't seen Cup D'Amelio?"
"If you put tits on a cup, you pay her less because now she's a woman."
The 'Inner Life' of a Model
Janis Simons shares her deep, poetic bio about having 'cracks on the surface,' leading the group to obsess over her 'inner life' and her dream of playing a hospitalized patient with a migraine.
"She's got cracks on the surface, just like us."
"I am dying to play a woman with a migraine."
"You're oozing with inner life. It's like you're a real person."
Keith's Food Truck Ambitions
Keith Cole reveals his next career move is driving a food truck, primarily because he wants to drive a large vehicle and met a kid at a Bar Mitzvah whose dad owns one.
"I just go wherever the wind crawls, you know."
"It seems like you just want to drive a truck."
"I met this kid Nathan, he just had his Bar Mitzvah."
The Modeling Industry's Hookup Culture and Steve Jobs
Zebulon expresses a desire to get married, but the group laments the constant 'fucking' in the modeling industry, including alleged posthumous emails from Steve Jobs.
"It's tough in the mall because we fuck so much."
"I still get emails to this day from Steve Jobs and he wants to fuck me."
"That's a lawsuit from beyond the grave."
Zebulon's Reality TV Conquest
Zebulon discusses winning America's Got Talent for modeling and losing The Voice to a pack of 40 backflipping dogs called the Tumble Doodles.
"I narrowly beat those 40 dogs who did backflips."
"I said I'm a model and I would let the show do what they wanted with me."
The Models Who Bleed and Break
Janis Simons discusses her niche as a model who is always sick or injured, leading to a deep conversation about whether she is capable of healing or if her wounds are her identity.
"I want people to know that we bleed."
"The second I heal, who am I?"