"from the boy band 4 Boys 2 Get It"
The panel descends into a series of dark confessions, revealing that Bacon Bits is a 'gaslit piece of bacon' who mimes piano, and Camera Ryan's real name is Armpit from Modesto.
"I'm a gaslit little piece of bacon."
"My real name is Armpit."
"The doctors made a surgery that made me bashful."
Camera Ryan introduces himself as a 24-year-old 'grandpa' who transitioned from the boy band 'Four Boys 2 Get It' to a serious dramatic actor, claiming that winning an Oscar is actually quite easy.
"I'm a boy band musician turned serious dramatic actor."
"It's really actually kind of easy to do, and I never thought that that would happen."
Camera Ryan recounts being discovered at a rest stop by a manager who fell to the ground upon seeing his 'dreamy blue eyes' and immediately put him in a boy band.
"He took one look into my dreamy blue eyes and then he fell to the ground"
"I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna put you in this boy band"
Camera Ryan reveals he has a 'singing double' because while he was a good singer, he was even better at 'mouthing' the words for the industry.
"I actually have a singing double who sings for me"
"My manager says I'm really good at mouth"
Camera Ryan explains his transition from the band 'Four Boys Who Can Get It' to playing a young Ronald Reagan in the biopic 'Trickle Down'.
"I got approached to play a young Ronald Reagan in the movie Trickle Down"
"Now I'm nominated for an Academy Award"
The panel introduces themselves as former musicians who have transitioned into acting, featuring a boy band member, a fake reverend, a Disney child star, and a 'hot' bassist.
"My name is Camera Ryan. I'm a boy band musician turned serious dramatic actor."