"from the band Hidden Secrets"
The panel descends into a series of dark confessions, revealing that Bacon Bits is a 'gaslit piece of bacon' who mimes piano, and Camera Ryan's real name is Armpit from Modesto.
"I'm a gaslit little piece of bacon."
"My real name is Armpit."
"The doctors made a surgery that made me bashful."
Pete Dome attempts to share a dark secret about hitting a cat, leading the group to admit they are all frequently drunk or high while working in the industry.
"This cat ran in front of my car and I hit it."
"I hit someone on the way here. I think I'm still drunk, by the way."
"I don't have any secrets because I am secrets."
Reverend Smokey Jones explains his non-ordained status, claiming he talks to God directly and God tells him to 'rock hard.' He also discusses his role on the show Appalachia.
"I talk to God myself. And he tells me to rock hard."
"I'm on a new season of this show called Appalachia."
Reverend Smokey Jones compares himself to a shawl while labeling Bacon Bits a sequin jacket, leading to a discussion about being 'boys' in the industry.
"I think I'm a little bit more of a shawl and I think you're a little bit more of a sequin jacket"
"If being 15's a sequin, I'll take it"
Camera Ryan recounts being discovered at a rest stop by a manager who fell to the ground upon seeing his 'dreamy blue eyes' and immediately put him in a boy band.
"He took one look into my dreamy blue eyes and then he fell to the ground"
"I'm gonna be rich! I'm gonna put you in this boy band"
The panel introduces themselves as former musicians who have transitioned into acting, featuring a boy band member, a fake reverend, a Disney child star, and a 'hot' bassist.
"My name is Camera Ryan. I'm a boy band musician turned serious dramatic actor."
The musicians discuss feeling like puppets in the industry, while Reverend Smokey Jones invites Pete to his 'compound' in Thousand Oaks.
"I have a compound out there. It's really fun."