The panel of intimacy coordinators introduces themselves, establishing their niche expertise ranging from Michael Bay's explosions to dog humping and music video Google Docs.
"My name is Cedric Shaboozey. I am the intimacy coordinator for Michael Bay."
"I am an intimacy coordinator for dogs and I manage any sort of animal on-set interaction."
"I'm big in the rap game, I'm big in the rock scene, that's where I thrive."
The panel reverently discusses their shared mentor, Jean-Paul, the 'godfather' of intimacy coordination who famously worked on deleted sex scenes in 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
"Jean-Paul is one of the greatest intimacy coordinators we've ever known."
"Of course, his work in It's a Wonderful Life, all those deleted scenes."
The panel discusses their varied philosophies on kissing, ranging from Gavin's 'raw dogging' only rule to Debbie's accidental mouth-to-mouth collisions on the 181 bus.
"I want to get straight to raw dogging as quickly as possible."
"I move fast and I move hard. And so sometimes somebody's coming off and I'm coming on. And then boom, I hit them mouth to mouth."
The coordinators vent their frustrations with prop masters and discuss the various substances used for fake semen, including Debbie's controversial use of human placeholders for dogs.
"Show me a prop master who understands cum like an intimacy coordinator would."
The panel introduces themselves, including Cedric Shaboozey (Michael Bay's coordinator), Albert Habib (Bridgerton), and Eloise Lumiere, establishing a theme of extreme professional consent.
"I am the intimacy coordinator for Michael Bay. I've worked on the last four Transformers."
"I know it's ironic that my last name is Habib, which is Arabic for love."
The Origin of the Trade: Giving Notes to a Girlfriend
Cedric reveals he realized his calling while having sex with his girlfriend and realizing he had 'notes' on her angles, aesthetics, and speed.
"The first time I realized I wanted to be an intimacy coordinator was when I was having an intimate moment with my girlfriend and I realized I had a lot of notes for her."
