The panel of intimacy coordinators introduces themselves, establishing their niche expertise ranging from Michael Bay's explosions to dog humping and music video Google Docs.
"My name is Cedric Shaboozey. I am the intimacy coordinator for Michael Bay."
"I am an intimacy coordinator for dogs and I manage any sort of animal on-set interaction."
"I'm big in the rap game, I'm big in the rock scene, that's where I thrive."
Debbie Patrick explains how watching stray dogs hump in her Wisconsin home led her to realize she could choreograph animal sex, eventually landing the Clifford the Big Red Dog gig.
"I want one better. I want to train them to have sex with each other."
"Clifford's a big dog, he's got a big hog, that's what we say in my sector."
The panel discusses their varied philosophies on kissing, ranging from Gavin's 'raw dogging' only rule to Debbie's accidental mouth-to-mouth collisions on the 181 bus.
"I want to get straight to raw dogging as quickly as possible."
"I move fast and I move hard. And so sometimes somebody's coming off and I'm coming on. And then boom, I hit them mouth to mouth."
Albert Habib reveals he retired early after winning a massive lawsuit against Ben Affleck, who allegedly 'lost his mind' and fingered Albert's ear on the set of Good Will Hunting.
"I continuously get 45% of his check."
"Ben Affleck lost his mind, his finger into my ear."
The coordinators vent their frustrations with prop masters and discuss the various substances used for fake semen, including Debbie's controversial use of human placeholders for dogs.
"Show me a prop master who understands cum like an intimacy coordinator would."
Debbie Patrick introduces her niche in dog intimacy (Beverly Hills Chihuahua), while Gavin Mueller explains his role in the 'rap game' and music video scene.
"I am an intimacy coordinator for dogs and I manage any sort of animal on-set interaction."
"I'm big in the rap game, I'm big in the rock scene, that's where I thrive."
Debbie recounts the grueling production of Air Bud 4, where the dog joined the military, leading to her sketching canine sex positions in her marriage bed.
"I'm up in our marriage bed when we should be having sex and I'm drawing out dogs."
Albert Habib reveals he started his career by recording himself masturbating, leading to his signature 'taint shot' and his work making Bridgerton look 'absolutely disgusting'.
