"A 15-year-old dialect coach who gained fame on YouTube after learning from a girl who did the splits."
The panel of dialect coaches introduces themselves, ranging from a 15-year-old YouTuber to a Transatlantic coach whose name is a family legacy.
"Mine is Cindy Woo-Woo, like Cindy Lou-Who but with Woo-Woo."
"I teach them how to sound like a Yank."
"I'm Deborah Hysterical and I'm a transatlantic accent coach."
Dillon Johns lists an impossibly long roster of universities he has worked at, eventually admitting he is often legally barred from discussing why he is asked to leave.
"I've worked at 16 different universities."
"I know voices, I don't know numbers."
"I've been asked to leave or I leave on move on to a new home."
Cindy Woowoo shares her unconventional YouTube throat remedy involving whisked Dijon mustard and a single Cheerio, much to the horror of the professional coaches.
"Whisk the Dijon mustard, and then add hot water to it and one single Cheerio."
"Don't even say that word, Cheerio."
"Benedict couldn't stop saying Cheerio on Doctor Strange."
The panel of experts introduces their specialties, ranging from transatlantic accents to YouTube tutorials for eighth graders.
"Mine is Cindy Woo-Woo, like Cindy Lou Who but with Woo-Woo."
"I teach them how to sound like a Yank."
"I teach men who are cast in artist roles to sound like real musicians."
Dillon Johns lists an increasingly absurd number of universities he has worked at, including NYU Langone and University U, before admitting he is frequently asked to leave for legal reasons.
"I've worked at 16 different universities."
"I know voices, I don't know numbers."
"I can't legally talk about it. But I am really proud of all of the work that I've been able to do."
Deborah Hysterical explains how she entered the industry during War Two when all the male coaches died honorably. The panel agrees that dialect coaches are the physically weakest people on set.
"I had no ability to become an accent coach until all the men left."
"The dialect coach is the physically weakest person on any set."
"Our voices are our muscles."
The panel introduces themselves, featuring a 15-year-old YouTuber, a Transatlantic expert, and a coach who teaches actors how to sound like real musicians.
"I'm 15 years old and I'm a dialect coach on YouTube."
"I teach them how to sound like a Yank."
"I teach men who are cast in artist roles to sound like real musicians."
Dillon lists the sixteen universities he has worked at, eventually admitting he is often 'asked to leave' for legal reasons.
"I've worked at 16 different universities."
"I can't legally talk about it, but I am really proud of all of the work."
Cindy Woowoo shares her YouTube-certified throat remedy involving whisked Dijon mustard and a single Cheerio, leading to a discussion about Benedict Cumberbatch's obsession with the word Cheerio.
"Whisk the Dijon mustard, and then add hot water to it and one single Cheerio."