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Dillon Johns

Dillon Johns
Jon MattesonDebut: #39 Dialect Coaches (w/ Jon Matteson)1 appearance
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"A British dialect coach who has worked at 16 different universities and is often asked to leave."

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2:20 (1m)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Dialect Coach Roundtable Roll-Call

The panel of dialect coaches introduces themselves, ranging from a 15-year-old YouTuber to a Transatlantic coach whose name is a family legacy.

"Mine is Cindy Woo-Woo, like Cindy Lou-Who but with Woo-Woo."

"I teach them how to sound like a Yank."

"I'm Deborah Hysterical and I'm a transatlantic accent coach."

#Dialect Coaching#Hollywood#Accents
4:10 (3m 15s)
ESCALATION

Dillon Johns' 16 University Tour

Dillon Johns lists an impossibly long roster of universities he has worked at, eventually admitting he is often legally barred from discussing why he is asked to leave.

"I've worked at 16 different universities."

"I know voices, I don't know numbers."

"I've been asked to leave or I leave on move on to a new home."

#Academia#Employment History#Pedagogy
13:10 (1m)
GAME_OR_PITCH

The Mustard and Cheerio Throat Coat

Cindy Woowoo shares her unconventional YouTube throat remedy involving whisked Dijon mustard and a single Cheerio, much to the horror of the professional coaches.

"Whisk the Dijon mustard, and then add hot water to it and one single Cheerio."

"Don't even say that word, Cheerio."

"Benedict couldn't stop saying Cheerio on Doctor Strange."

#Wellness/Grift#Vocal Health#YouTube
36:50 (59s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Panel of Dialect Coaches Introduces Themselves

The panel of experts introduces their specialties, ranging from transatlantic accents to YouTube tutorials for eighth graders.

"Mine is Cindy Woo-Woo, like Cindy Lou Who but with Woo-Woo."

"I teach them how to sound like a Yank."

"I teach men who are cast in artist roles to sound like real musicians."

#Dialect Coaching#Hollywood Experts#YouTube Creators
39:30 (2m 1s)
ESCALATION

The University Tour of Dillon Johns

Dillon Johns lists an increasingly absurd number of universities he has worked at, including NYU Langone and University U, before admitting he is frequently asked to leave for legal reasons.

"I've worked at 16 different universities."

"I know voices, I don't know numbers."

"I can't legally talk about it. But I am really proud of all of the work that I've been able to do."

#Academia#Dialect Coaching#Legal NDAs
59:34 (1m 22s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Dialect Coach Roll Call

The panel introduces themselves, featuring a 15-year-old YouTuber, a Transatlantic expert, and a coach who teaches actors how to sound like real musicians.

"I'm 15 years old and I'm a dialect coach on YouTube."

"I teach them how to sound like a Yank."

"I teach men who are cast in artist roles to sound like real musicians."

#Dialect Coaching#Hollywood Training#YouTube Creators
61:44 (1m 40s)
ESCALATION

Dillon Johns' University Tour of Shame

Dillon Johns lists an impossible number of universities he has worked at, eventually admitting he is often 'asked to leave' for reasons he cannot legally disclose.

"I've worked at 16 different universities."

"I really feel I can see in several classes the effect that I've made... and then after that I've been asked to leave."

"I can't legally talk about it."

#Academia#Non-Disclosure Agreements#University Tours
38:00 (1m 40s)
ESCALATION

Dillon Johns' Academic Exile

Dillon lists the sixteen universities he has worked at, eventually admitting he is often 'asked to leave' for legal reasons.

"I've worked at 16 different universities."

"I can't legally talk about it, but I am really proud of all of the work."

#Academia#Professional Ethics#University Life
44:27 (1m 26s)
GAME_OR_PITCH

The Dijon Mustard and Cheerio Throat Coat

Cindy Woowoo shares her YouTube-certified throat remedy involving whisked Dijon mustard and a single Cheerio, leading to a discussion about Benedict Cumberbatch's obsession with the word Cheerio.

"Whisk the Dijon mustard, and then add hot water to it and one single Cheerio."

#Wellness#Celebrity Gossip#Remedies
37:49 (6s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Keith's Origin Story: The Train Accident

Keith reveals his gravelly voice is the result of a childhood game called 'Throaty' where he was hit in the neck by a train.

#Backstory#Physical Comedy#Voice Acting

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