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Cookie JJ
Kylie BrakemanDebut: #5 Disney Channel Panel (w/ Paul Heredia)1 appearance
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"aka a bunch of little brother roles"

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39:30 (2m 24s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

Cookie JJ's Squeaky Cheeks and Seniority

Cookie JJ reveals he was 30 years old while playing 8-year-old boys on Disney Channel, attributing his career to his trademark 'squeaky cheeks' which Disney eventually trademarked and sold in gift shops.

"I was 30 when I got my first role as an eight-year-old boy."

"Disney like made bank on those cheeks. I mean, they trademarked them."

"If you take the average ages of the kids I played, I'm actually kind of younger than you guys."

With:Richard AmbertineEnrique VelázquezMatthew Billy
#Child Acting#Merchandising#Casting
44:38 (4m 32s)
VISUAL_GAG

Brittney's 9/11 Premiere Trauma

Brittney Marker expresses deep resentment over her show 'The Sandwich Shop Around the World' premiering exactly when the towers fell on 9/11, leading to a career defined by bitterness and checkers-based set schooling.

"My Disney show came out on 9/11 almost at the exact time that the towers were hit."

"My set school was bullshit. It was just checkers."

"Where did my innocence go?"

With:Brittney MarkerRichard AmbertineMatthew BillyEnrique Velázquez
#Trauma#Education#Ratings
1:32 (35s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

Disney Channel Alumni Roll Call

The panel introduces themselves as former Disney Channel stars, including a man who played 8-year-olds while in his thirties and a woman who played a literal sandwich.

"I was known for playing a bunch of little brother roles, just a bunch of mischievous eight-year-old boys, and I was in my thirties the entire time."

"I played the sandwich in The Sandwich Shop Around the World."

With:Richard AmbertineMatthew BillyBrittney MarkerEnrique Velázquez
#Child Actors#Disney Channel#Alumni Network
2:46 (1m 19s)
BACKSTORY_REVEAL

The Squeaky Cheek Signature

Cookie JJ explains how his 'squeaky little cheeks' prevented him from getting adult roles but became a trademarked Disney gift shop staple that he receives no royalties for.

"You got these squeaky little cheeks. You're not 25."

"Disney like made bank on those cheeks. I mean, they trademarked them, you can see them at every Disney gift shop."

With:Matthew BillyEnrique VelázquezBrittney Marker
#Merchandising#Typecasting#Royalties
4:06 (51s)
ESCALATION

The Acronym of Squick

Matthew Billy reveals he has seven daughters and explains that his youngest, Squick, is named after an acronym for 'Southern Questions In Knowledge' following a mid-career bus ride epiphany.

"It stands for Southern Questions In Knowledge."

"I realized that the questions, my Southern questions in knowledge, I realized I didn't know too much."

With:Matthew BillyRichard Ambertine
#Parenting#Acronyms#Epiphanies
19:57 (2m 33s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

Disney Channel Alumni Roll Call

The panel introduces themselves as former Disney stars, including a 30-year-old who played 8-year-olds, a girl who played a sandwich, and a star whose show premiered during the 9/11 attacks.

"I was known for playing mischievous eight-year-old boys, and I was in my thirties the entire time"

"Big Sandwich Shop Around the World premiered on 9/11 and nobody watched it"

With:Richard AmbertineMatthew BillyBrittney MarkerEnrique Velázquez
#Child Actors#Disney Channel#Alumni Network

Episode Appearances (1)

Featured Episode2021-07-08
#5 Disney Channel Panel (w/ Paul Heredia)Episode Breakdown