Frankenstein's Monster
The #1 ranked Halloween poet who is technically only seven days old.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8Skeleton Brimblebones' Emotional Fatherhood Poem
Skeleton Brimblebones reads a deeply vulnerable poem about discovering he is a father on Father's Day and the physical impossibility of playing catch without shattering his bones.
"Nothing scarier than finding out you're a father on Father's Day."
"If one errant ball hits the body, the whole thing is a big pile of bones."
"Can I step up to be the dad I want to eat?"
Saving Halloween Poetry from Variety Funding Cuts
After learning Variety might cut funding for Halloween poetry, the group frantically recites their best work, including a Shrek soundtrack parody and a stolen Roald Dahl book.
"Variety doesn't think there's enough money in Halloween poetry."
"All that glitters is bats."
"You're reading Roald Dahl over there. That's not even your book."
Halloween Astrology and the Lee Bra Worn by a Witch
The poets discuss their Halloween-specific zodiac signs, including 'Scary Sun,' 'Gem-Eyes,' and 'Virgo into the Graveyard.' Shel Silverscream identifies Boomoi's sign as a 'Lee Bra worn by a witch.'
"My rising from the dead sign is a Virgo into the graveyard."
"That means you're a Lee bra worn by a witch."
Boomoi's Precognitive Monster Mash Scandal
Boomoi reads a poem titled 'Last Night at the Monster Mash' that exposes scandalous secrets about the other guests, leading to accusations that he is a 'precog' spreading dangerous rumors.
"In the bathroom, Frankenstein is a werewolf."
"Rumors are how we know what's real and what's not."
Frankenstein's Monster: The Tall Nepo Baby
Frankenstein's Monster reads his debut poem, which focuses heavily on his height and firm handshake. The group discusses 'Halloween Nepo' allegations regarding his father's influence in the industry.
"Frankenstein, Frankenstein, so tall and green. Frankenstein, Frankenstein, not so mean."
"I don't think the Halloween nepo allegations are true."
Frankenstein's Monster Contemplates Height
Frankenstein's Monster reads a philosophical poem questioning if his identity is tied to his height and whether a short Frankenstein would still offer a plate of worms.
"What if Frankenstein was short? Would be scary, no?"
"Change is always different than what it is right now."
The Media Training Spell
Frankenstein's Monster attempts to dodge allegations of killing a girl in the woods by chanting 'media training' like a magical incantation to reset the conversation.
"Media training. Media training. Media training. I wasn't there. It's simple as that."
Halloween Poets Roll Call
The panel of top Halloween poets introduces themselves, featuring the #1 ranked Frankenstein's Monster, who is only seven days old, and the veteran Skeleton Brimblebones.
"You set a record as well because you are the youngest Halloween poet ever. You're technically seven days old."