"Special effects and practical effects makeup artist for 'The Something'."
Lenny Stevens reveals he wore a 1200-pound fat suit to play a priest, which Father O'Malley justifies using a fake Psalm about Jesus holding a rope of calves (hot dogs).
"This priest is gonna be twice the size."
"Jesus is holding a rope, rope big enough to envelop two calves."
"Two calves is kind of two carnies, and that's a hot dog."
Robert Gauze shares a clip from his time at the Adrian Brody School of Acting, where the primary goal of the curriculum is to be as distracting as possible during a scene.
"The class is about being distracting."
"I'm watching too much of the main characters!"
"Mama, I don't want to go meet the gentleman caller."
Garfield Tippado describes Lenny's body as the 'Great Canvas' for makeup because his skin has no moisture and his head is pointed weirdly, which Father O'Malley claims is biblical.
"Your body is kind of known as the Great Canvas."
"Your skin is so, there's no moisture to it at all."
"Biblically Lenny's feet, I would say are wrong."
Host Deret Max introduces a panel of experts who worked on the 2016 horror film 'The Something', including a contortionist, an effects artist, an exorcism consultant, and a VO actor who refused to leave the set.
"I played the something on set. I am a physical actor and a contortionist."
"I was the exorcism consultant for this film."
Father O'Malley reveals that his primary motivation for consulting on film sets is the free snacks, specifically Cheez-Its, and describes a secret GroupMe for priests in the industry.
"I am always the first to respond for any film gig because I know there's going to be a bag of Cheez-Its for free."
"We couldn't get you away from crafty."
The panel discusses the disastrous decision to cast the 7'2" Lenny Stephens as a small child, inspired by the movie 'Split', which resulted in scathing reviews from Fangoria.
"I didn't know if that was going to work because you are 7'2"."
"Fangoria called it a joke."
The panel introduces the cast and crew of the 2016 horror film 'The Something', including a contortionist, a makeup artist, an exorcism consultant, and a VO artist who wouldn't leave the set.
"I am a physical actor and a contortionist, and I did the something."
"I gave a PA 12 bucks every week to send me the call sheet and I'd show up because this was pre-COVID."
A series of advertisements for Vuori activewear, Kisqali medication, and GMC trucks interrupt the panel discussion.
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The hosts return from break with rapid-fire industry platitudes and a philosophical question about the origin of the term 'show business.'
"Fuck, marry, kill: wide shot, two shot, close-up."
"Do you know why they call it show business? I always wondered that."