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Glen Howgow

Glen Howgow
Patrick McDonaldDebut: #9 Screenwriters Panel1 appearance
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"A 45-year-old screenwriter who writes authentic coming-of-age stories based on hanging out with his daughter's friends."

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1:30 (2m 45s)
CHARACTER_INTRO

The Screenwriters Panel Roll-Call

The panel of screenwriters introduces themselves, ranging from Hallmark holiday specialists to avant-garde poets and a man who writes about a student fucking himself through his graduating class.

"I wrote 17 Years Old Period. It's a coming-of-age story about a girl who gets her period at 17."

"Daniel Norway, avant-garde. I write mostly in prose, lyrical poetry, and in silence."

"My name is Ron Buttons. I wrote the screenplay Fuck Run."

#Screenwriting#Hollywood#Panel Discussion
12:45 (2m 15s)
ESCALATION

Glen Howgow's Authentic High School Research

Glen discusses hanging out with his daughter's 17-year-old friends in his basement to stay 'authentic,' leading to a reveal about his character Flynn who carries tampons for the group.

"I like to think sometimes that I'm better friends with her friends than she is with them."

"Other people didn't have fathers following the friend groups carrying tampons."

#Research#Coming of Age#Parenting
20:21 (1m 54s)
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Glen's Creepy Connection to High Schoolers

Glen Howgow explains his 'authentic' research process for his film '17 Years Old Period,' which involves hanging out in his basement with his daughter's 17-year-old friends and carrying tampons.

"I like to think I'm better friends with her friends than she is with them."

"Other people didn't have fathers following the friend groups carrying tampons. I, of course, thought this was normal."

#Method Writing#Coming of Age#Cringe Comedy
22:15 (4m 58s)
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Jesse Eisenberg as Flen Mownow

The panel reviews a clip from Glen's film featuring Jesse Eisenberg as a man who comforts a group of high school girls during a mass-period event while all other men flee in terror.

"Flen, we have big, yucky periods and we're so happy you're here to help us!"

"How about I go get you seven girls a bunch of Tampax Pearl? We'll go to the tampon aisle."

#Film Clip#Celebrity Cameo#Period Drama
31:30 (47s)
ESCALATION

Shel's Bestiality Non-Denial

Shel attempts to address complaints about her reindeer-themed holiday film but accidentally implies she had a personal bestiality experience during a 'near life or death' year.

"I am not addressing the bestiality complaints and I am not allowed to because of my lawyers."

"If anything, you said you had a bestiality experience."

#Holiday Movies#Legal Disclaimer#Controversy
4:17 (4m 48s)
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Shel's Hallmark Writing Warm-up

Shel explains her unique writing process for Hallmark movies, which involves Jack Johnson's 'Banana Pancakes' and touching herself under the covers with hot chocolate toppings.

"I put the sprinkles and the whipped cream from the hot chocolate on my hands and I touch myself again."

#Hallmark#Holiday Movies#Routine
4:15 (2s)
ESCALATION

Ron Buttons' Angry Morning Routine and Jesse Eisenberg's Facebook Origin

Ron Buttons describes his morning routine of eggs, sex, and anger. The group reviews a clip of his film 'Fuck Run' starring Jesse Eisenberg, which inexplicably turns into a Mark Zuckerberg origin story.

#Creative Process#Film Clips#Jesse Eisenberg

Episode Appearances (1)