"A high-energy comedy agent who represents 'comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy'."
The panel of high-powered agents introduces themselves, ranging from non-union commercial representation to a specialist in TikTokers who prepare food directly on their kitchen counters.
"I represent a good deal of TikTokers, the ones that make food on counters"
"I represent comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy"
"Legally speaking, I have no ability to have an opinion on any of the tweens I represent"
The panel of agents introduces their bizarre niches, ranging from non-union commercial actors to TikTokers who exclusively prepare food directly on their kitchen counters.
"I represent a good deal of TikTokers, the ones that make food on counters."
"I represent comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy."
"I'm Chip Donovan and I represent tweens."
The agents discuss the legal hazards of acknowledging their clients' physical appearances, with Chip Donovan noting he has many 'off the record' opinions on his tween roster.
"I'm not trying to get arrested again."
"I have no opinion on what they look like or any sort of sex appeal."
"Legally speaking, I have no ability to have an opinion on any of the tweens I represent."
The agents bond over their shared technical difficulties with Lenovo laptops, which frequently mute their clients or turn entirely blue if touched with any force.
"If you touch it too hard, it turns the entire screen blue."
"Sometimes you're not the right type... it's also about our Lenovo mutes."
"Unless we're booking Blue Man Group."
The agents engage in their favorite party game: negotiating a hypothetical contract for three soccer-playing tweens on a marble kitchen island for a SpongeBob reboot.
"We're negotiating contracts for fun."
"Are they playing soccer on marble?"
"I am hard for this. This is awesome."
The panel of agents introduces themselves, ranging from non-union commercial specialists to a woman who exclusively represents TikTokers who prepare food directly on their kitchen counters.
"I represent a good deal of TikTokers, the ones that make food on counters."
"I represent comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy."
"I represent tweens."
Kelsey Mumpalo explains her strict criteria for signing TikTokers, emphasizing 'spreadability' and a total ban on anyone who uses a stove or oven.
"Corn doesn't spread on a counter, it just rolls around"
"No, that's the stove people. I'm strictly counter"