"Agent for singers and songwriters in the film space"
The panel of high-powered agents introduces themselves, ranging from non-union commercial representation to a specialist in TikTokers who prepare food directly on their kitchen counters.
"I represent a good deal of TikTokers, the ones that make food on counters"
"I represent comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy"
"Legally speaking, I have no ability to have an opinion on any of the tweens I represent"
The panel of agents introduces their bizarre niches, ranging from non-union commercial actors to TikTokers who exclusively prepare food directly on their kitchen counters.
"I represent a good deal of TikTokers, the ones that make food on counters."
"I represent comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy."
"I'm Chip Donovan and I represent tweens."
The agents discuss the legal hazards of acknowledging their clients' physical appearances, with Chip Donovan noting he has many 'off the record' opinions on his tween roster.
"I'm not trying to get arrested again."
"I have no opinion on what they look like or any sort of sex appeal."
"Legally speaking, I have no ability to have an opinion on any of the tweens I represent."
Len Howardson reveals he has never actually signed a client, instead acquiring them through birthday gifts and 'fire department baby' style abandonments at his agency.
"I like to say they just show up like fire department babies."
"A couple of them were gifted to me for birthdays."
"Deals are done in the heart."
Kelsey explains the strict requirements for her TikTok roster, emphasizing that food must be spreadable on a counter and never, under any circumstances, touch a stove or oven.
"That's the stove people. I'm strictly counter."
"Corn? That doesn't spread on a counter. It just rolls around."
"I would steer clear of non-cooked parmesan cheese."
The agents bond over their shared technical difficulties with Lenovo laptops, which frequently mute their clients or turn entirely blue if touched with any force.
"If you touch it too hard, it turns the entire screen blue."
"Sometimes you're not the right type... it's also about our Lenovo mutes."
"Unless we're booking Blue Man Group."
The panel of agents introduces themselves, ranging from non-union commercial specialists to a woman who exclusively represents TikTokers who prepare food directly on their kitchen counters.
"I represent a good deal of TikTokers, the ones that make food on counters."
"I represent comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy."
"I represent tweens."
Len Howardson reveals he has never actually signed a client, instead acquiring them through 'other means' like birthday gifts or finding them like abandoned fire department babies.
"I like to say they just show up, like fire department babies"
"A couple of them were gifted to me for birthdays"
Kelsey explains she must taste the counter-food to book clients, while Chip and Len navigate the legal minefield of having opinions on the physical appearance of their respective tween and musician clients.
"I don't like to do anything that could screw with my palate because I got to taste all the food that my people make."
"Legally speaking, I have no ability to have an opinion on any of the tweens I represent."
Len Howardson reveals a dark industry secret: he has never actually signed a client, instead acquiring them through birthday gifts or finding them abandoned like fire department babies.
"I actually have never signed a single client. I like to say they just show up like fire department babies."