Gregory McFly
father of Tatiana, the 3 1/2 year-old pop star.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
8Tatiana the Three-Year-Old Pop Star
Gregory McFly describes his toddler daughter's meteoric rise in the pop music world, including her hit album 'Little Bits of Goldfish' and her upcoming Grammy run.
"Tatiana is three and a half."
"There's a lot of bangers on the album. Uh, Little Bits of Goldfish, Goldfish, Crackers in the Car."
Sailor Pitts Montgomery and the Old Navy Pack
Sailor Pitts Montgomery introduces himself as the father of six dancers who dominate Old Navy commercials, explaining his unique 'prefix' name and his family's commercial legacy.
"Sailor is my prefix."
"I'm the father of what is known as the Old Navy pack."
A Nonlinear Morality Play About New Balances
Dr. Claire Hancock attempts to tell a story about buying shoes for her daughter Elise, but the group forces her to tell it in a nonlinear 'Memento' style, starting with the middle.
"I want middle first, then end, then beginning."
"This is a morality play told in a nonlinear fashion."
The Most Complicated Mint Mobile Commercial Ever
Dr. Claire Hancock describes a surreal Mint Mobile commercial starring Ryan Reynolds as a ticket man on a train, featuring a confusing plot about post-it notes and deadlines.
"Ryan Reynolds is the ticket man. My bad."
"I got to have a ticket or you can't be on the train."
Upcoming Projects and Christmas Light Disputes
The panelists share upcoming projects, including a balloon-popping YouTube show and a Tampa production of Les Mis, while DeeDee rants about a legal dispute over March Christmas lights.
"Let me leave my Christmas lights up. It gives me joy."
"Old Navy to Lay Miz."
The Stage Parent Support Group Convenes
The panel of stage parents introduces the unique hardships of raising child stars in LA, including the lack of free hair and makeup for parents and the struggle for parking passes.
"It's one thing to be a parent. It's a whole other thing to be the parent of a star."
Goldfish for the Cracker Man
Dr. Claire Hancock describes a backyard vacation ritual involving 'little hard bread' (crackers) and a bizarre song his daughter Tatiana sings about a 'Cracker Man.'
"Goldfish for the cracker man. I'd like to eat some goldfish. But only if the cracker man gets some, too."
Soup Walla Commercial Study
Dr. Claire Hancock explains that his daughter is taking a 'Soup Walla' class to learn how to make background slurping noises for commercials.
"Soup walla is the background noises and voices and sounds."