The panel of legendary villains introduces themselves, including Bone-A-Part and The Mixer. Henry Hayworth struggles with extreme DC secrecy, unable to name his project or character beyond 'No More Mr. Nice Guy.'
"Bone-A-Part is Napoleon Bonaparte reimagined and rebuilt as a cyborg-like man trying to take over the world."
"Currently the project is called Unknown DC Project."
Catwoman's Hormonal Nemesis and Shakespearean Villainy
Gervais Peanut explains her role as Dark Side of the Moon in Catwoman, a villain who controls hormones. The panel debates if other characters like Billy Elliot or Lady Bird are secret villains.
"Dark Side of the Moon uses the moon to fuck up everyone's hormones."
"Billy Elliot, one of the most famous villains. He brought art to that coal town."
The Mixer reveals he is playing his own grandson in a 2026 production and demonstrates the 'inner baby' method. The panel discusses the physical toll of playing three generations of the same villain.
"I am proud to announce The Mixer's Grandson is in production for 2026."
"Humanity is dragged through the mud. Junior! Goo-goo ga-ga."
"She doesn't want to have to look after an evil little toddler."
The panel introduces themselves, featuring a moon-powered feminist antagonist, a cyborg Napoleon Bonaparte, and a returning guest who plays both a father and son via the Irishman effect.
"I'm Gervais Peanut and I play Dark Side of the Moon."
"Bone-Apart is Napoleon Bonaparte reimagined and rebuilt as a cyborg-like man."
"The Irishman effect, it's opened up so many doors."
Henry Hayworth struggles to promote his upcoming DC project while being legally barred from revealing the character name, the movie title, or any plot specifics.
"Currently the project is called Unknown DC Project."
The panel introduces themselves, featuring a cyborg Napoleon, a hormone-manipulating moon, and a DC actor trapped in a non-disclosure agreement nightmare.
"I'm Gervais Peanut and I play Dark Side of the Moon."
"Currently the project is called Unknown DC Project."
Henry Hayworth accidentally reveals his character name is Slimeboy, causing a medical emergency for the 92-year-old Gervais Peanut, who refuses to join the 'Hospital Guild.'
"This is all I have to do just to be able to play Slimeboy."
"911, we've got a must-join. You got to go pick him up."
