Jimmy "The Lobster Guy" McKinty
A Maine fisherman turned influencer who lets his followers vote on his pet lobster's lifestyle.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
7The C4 Boat Extortion Game
Don Don Bro and Ashley Bro reveal they have planted C4 on Jimmy's boat, 'The Little Miss Lady', and offer him a choice: kiss Ashley for a new boat and $250,000, or watch it explode.
"Kiss my brother or your boat will never be. It will sink."
"We do have some C4 planted on your boat right now."
"Kiss my brother or your boat will never be."
"Your boat can either explode or you can go back home to 250 Grand. Deal or No Deal?"
Iam Youknowme's 9/11 Bimbo Erasure
Iam Youknowme claims to have forgotten 9/11 because she is a bimbo, using the tragedy as a 'rage bait' tactic to boost her declining RPMs in the TikTok creativity program.
"Sub 1 million is a 9/11 for us."
"I'm a bimbo, I simply forgot it. You can't blame a bimbo for trying."
"My RPMs are in the shitter."
Jimmy the Lobster Guy and Minnie's Bad Bitch Era
Jimmy explains his niche as a lobster influencer who lets his audience vote on the life of his pet lobster, Minnie, who is currently in her 'bad bitch era' and wearing a custom wig with split ends.
"I'm restoring democracy with my lobster that you can vote whether or not she gets split ends."
"People are saying that she's in her bad bitch era now as opposed to before."
The BYU Soaking Charity Misunderstanding
The Bro Brothers discuss their 'charity' work at BYU involving 'soaking.' Iam Youknowme questions their virginity, leading to a confusing escalation about paying for 'favors' and media training.
"My brother soaks all the time though and I kind of like stand outside or shake the bed a little bit."
"We're not soaking, we're helping couples who want to soak. It's a charity."
Jimmy's Molting Lobster Crisis and the Reno Bus
Jimmy discusses his lobster Minnie's dangerous molt and his nonsensical flight itinerary involving a 'Reno bus' to Denver, leading to a potential collaboration with Iam Youknowme.
"A lot of lobsters actually die. I know people are saying she's going to be unfuckable."
"I'm taking a car from Reno over to Big Sky Montana."
The Final Test: C4 on the Staircase
The episode concludes with a chaotic series of 'tests' involving caffeine, kissing strangers, and a final threat of C4 on Iam Youknowme's bottle-breaking staircase.
"We have C4 on the staircase you use for your bottles."
"I choose neither and to quit."
The Influencer Roundtable Introduction
The hosts introduce a panel of niche influencers, including a lobster enthusiast, a dump chef, and a pair of 'kindness' content creators, while reminiscing about a bizarre party on a train.
"We're talking niche, weird, specific, but definitely famous."
"They had the party on the train and they had quiches, but they stopped it because it felt too Snowpiercer."