TikTokkers (w/ Daniel Thrasher)
Cast & Characters (5)
Bits & Timeline (14)
The Influencer Roundtable Introduction
The hosts introduce a panel of niche influencers, including a lobster enthusiast, a dump chef, and a pair of 'kindness' content creators, while reminiscing about a bizarre party on a train.
"We're talking niche, weird, specific, but definitely famous."
"They had the party on the train and they had quiches, but they stopped it because it felt too Snowpiercer."
Jimmy the Lobster Guy and Minnie's Bad Bitch Era
Jimmy explains his niche as a lobster influencer who lets his audience vote on the life of his pet lobster, Minnie, who is currently in her 'bad bitch era' and wearing a custom wig with split ends.
"I'm restoring democracy with my lobster that you can vote whether or not she gets split ends."
"People are saying that she's in her bad bitch era now as opposed to before."
Tanner the Food Dude's Hate-Watched Dump Cooking
Tanner describes his career as a 'dump chef' who creates disgusting casseroles and throws them on the ground, thriving on the intense hatred and geographical insults in his comment section.
"I'm kind of as we know on the internet a dump chef. I dump stuff onto the bowl and I put it in and sometimes I throw it on the ground."
"I have a face that's easy to hate. I've been told that through all the years of my life."
The Bro Bros and the Art of Kindness Content
Ashley and Don Don Bro explain their 'kindness content' which involves giving hoodies to 'poor people' (sunbathers) at the beach and using excessive super-zooms inspired by Indian soap operas.
"A lot of people at the beach they don't wear enough clothes so we give out like hoodies."
"We take a lot of inspiration from Indian dramas, the soap operas."
Iam Youknowme's Bimbo Game Show and Bottle Smashing
Iam Youknowme explains her dual-brand strategy: hosting a New York bimbo trivia show and running an alt account dedicated to the sound of bottles breaking on stairs.
"I host the New York bimbo game show where I go into the streets of Brooklyn and Manhattan."
"I also have an alt account where I throw bottles down the stairs."
The Bro Brothers' Aggressive Kindness and CapCut Captions
Ashley and Don Don Bro describe their viral videos where they harass bodega workers for soup and then pay them $2,000. They explain their use of CapCut to label people as 'POOR' or 'KIND' with acquired target graphics.
"If the bodega person gave us soup, we gave them $2,000."
"If there's anybody in the back who might be poor, we just put 'poor' on it."
"It says 'Target Acquired' usually is what we do."
The BYU Soaking Charity Misunderstanding
The Bro Brothers discuss their 'charity' work at BYU involving 'soaking.' Iam Youknowme questions their virginity, leading to a confusing escalation about paying for 'favors' and media training.
"My brother soaks all the time though and I kind of like stand outside or shake the bed a little bit."
"We're not soaking, we're helping couples who want to soak. It's a charity."
Dab Across America and the 5K Ketamine Hole
The Bros pitch their 501c3 charity 'Dab Across America' to fight the 'problem' of poor youth. They reveal their prank involving a 5K run where they hand out Gatorade spiked with ketamine.
"We need to get people not poor anymore so kids can't see them."
"We're handing out Gatorades full of ketamine."
"Ketamine equals garlic salt in my house."
Iam Youknowme's 9/11 Bimbo Erasure
Iam Youknowme claims to have forgotten 9/11 because she is a bimbo, using the tragedy as a 'rage bait' tactic to boost her declining RPMs in the TikTok creativity program.
"Sub 1 million is a 9/11 for us."
"I'm a bimbo, I simply forgot it. You can't blame a bimbo for trying."
"My RPMs are in the shitter."
The C4 Boat Extortion Game
Don Don Bro and Ashley Bro reveal they have planted C4 on Jimmy's boat, 'The Little Miss Lady', and offer him a choice: kiss Ashley for a new boat and $250,000, or watch it explode.
"Kiss my brother or your boat will never be. It will sink."
"We do have some C4 planted on your boat right now."
"Kiss my brother or your boat will never be."
"Your boat can either explode or you can go back home to 250 Grand. Deal or No Deal?"
The Poor Era and the $100 Kindness Prank
The Bros pretend to be in their 'poor era' to solicit money from the hosts, only to flip the script and 'reward' them with $100 for their kindness, while insulting them for being disgusting little people.
"We're currently in our poor era."
"You guys were kind to poor people... poor disgusting stupid little people. That's why we're giving you each $100."
The Child Ward Potato Chip Bag Prank
The Bros pitch their upcoming 'kindness moment' where they surprise a children's hospital ward with one million empty, oily potato chip bags without warning the doctors.
"We're giving each of those kids one million potato chip bags. Empty."
"Their bodies are just glistening by the end of the day."
Jimmy's Molting Lobster Crisis and the Reno Bus
Jimmy discusses his lobster Minnie's dangerous molt and his nonsensical flight itinerary involving a 'Reno bus' to Denver, leading to a potential collaboration with Iam Youknowme.
"A lot of lobsters actually die. I know people are saying she's going to be unfuckable."
"I'm taking a car from Reno over to Big Sky Montana."
The Final Test: C4 on the Staircase
The episode concludes with a chaotic series of 'tests' involving caffeine, kissing strangers, and a final threat of C4 on Iam Youknowme's bottle-breaking staircase.
"We have C4 on the staircase you use for your bottles."
"I choose neither and to quit."