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1:10 (4m 5s)

CHARACTER_INTRO

Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer Cast Roll-Call

The panel introduces the cast and crew of a new Hallmark film, including a screenwriter from a legacy of Hallmark writers and the woman whose life rights were purchased for the story.

"My mommy was a Hallmark movie writer, and her mommy before that, and her mommy before that."

"I built that motherfucker reindeer."

"I played Tiffany in the movie, the actual movie, the movie that it's based on Tiffany's."

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Jessica Christmas Tiffany's Payne Ash Dash Glowy Glow

#Screenwriting#Hallmark#Life Rights#Special Effects

7:15 (1m 35s)

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The 30-Minute Blooper Reel and Sundance Dreams

The cast reviews a blooper reel featuring a small-pinkied extra named Vin who rants about Vietnam and a grip named Glenn who keeps ruining takes with 'bapple boxes'.

"Our blooper reel got into Sundance!"

"Where do you want me to put these bapple boxes?"

"I can't believe I just said Clistmas. What a blooper!"

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Jessica Christmas Tiffany's Payne Ash Dash

#Film Festivals#Bloopers#Production#Sundance

21:31 (1m 22s)

ESCALATION

Disney Workshop Fatalities and Redhead Rule of Three

Joanna reveals the grueling nature of building live-action Disney sets, claiming many carpenters and redheads drowned during the Little Mermaid workshop.

"I know a lot of people who were involved in that Little Mermaid live workshop died."

"Redheads and bald people, 'cause bald people are usually evil."

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Jessica Christmas Ash Dash Tiffany's Payne

#Disney#Special Effects#Carpentry

26:37 (1m 23s)

CALLBACK

Hallmark's First Sex Scene and Biblical Justification

Jessica Christmas discusses breaking Hallmark tradition with a sex scene, while Tiffany's Payne cites the fictional book of 'Chrysanthemums' to justify it being 'hot'.

"It's not only okay, it's hot."

"The Lord thy God command you on the sixth day to wring the dove's neck."

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Jessica Christmas Tiffany's Payne Glowy Glow Ash Dash

#Hallmark#Religion#Screenwriting

34:50 (50s)

VISUAL_GAG

The Blooper Reel and Glenn the Grip

The panel reviews a blooper where Glenn the Grip repeatedly ruins takes by mispronouncing 'apple boxes' as 'bapple boxes' and 'cables' as 'bables'.

"Oh, I can't believe I said bapple boxes instead of apple boxes."

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Jessica Christmas Tiffany's Payne Glowy Glow Ash Dash

#Bloopers#Production#Grip

41:13 (48s)

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The Deadly Disney Live-Action Workshops

Joanna recounts her grueling start in the industry building the first teacup for Beauty and the Beast, leading to a reveal about the high mortality rate of carpenters in Little Mermaid workshops.

"People can't hold their breath underwater that long, especially not carpenters."

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Ash Dash

#Practical Effects#Disney#Workplace Safety

43:01 (48s)

TABLE_BREAK

The Reindeer Sex Machine and the Suffocating Actor

Joanna defends her mechanical reindeer suit while Ash Dash complains that the design caused him to suffocate during the film's intimate scenes.

"I spent a year and a half building a machine that'll have sex with the actor."

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Ash Dash Glowy Glow Tiffany's Payne Jessica Christmas

#SFX#On-set Accidents#Bestiality

48:10 (1m 40s)

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The Blooper Reel and the Vietnam Veteran

The panel reviews a blooper featuring Vin, a small-pinkied man hidden inside the reindeer suit, who delivers a tragic monologue about the Vietnam War before flubbing the word 'Christmas'.

"Sir, Merry Clistmas! Oh my god, I can't believe I just said Clistmas. What a blooper!"

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Jessica Christmas Ash Dash

#Bloopers#Sundance#Vietnam War

19:30 (2m)

BACKSTORY_REVEAL

The Reindeer's Short Lifespan and Plural Names

Tiffany's Payne explains that reindeer only live 3 to 16 months and clarifies that her name is 'Tiffany's' with a silent apostrophe, leading to confusion about plural Tiffanys.

From: Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

With:Tiffany's Payne Ash Dash Glowy Glow

#Hallmark#Merchandise#Etsy

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Featured Episode2021-12-09

#26 Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)Episode Breakdown