Honey, My Boyfriend's A Reindeer: First Look (w/Blaire Erskine)

"My mommy was a Hallmark movie writer, and her mommy before that, and her mommy before that."

"I built that motherfucker reindeer."

"I played Tiffany in the movie, the actual movie, the movie that it's based on Tiffany's."

"Our blooper reel got into Sundance!"

"Where do you want me to put these bapple boxes?"

"I can't believe I just said Clistmas. What a blooper!"

"I know a lot of people who were involved in that Little Mermaid live workshop died."

"Redheads and bald people, 'cause bald people are usually evil."

"It's not only okay, it's hot."

"The Lord thy God command you on the sixth day to wring the dove's neck."

"Oh, I can't believe I said bapple boxes instead of apple boxes."

"I heard it's the first lawsuit ever in the American judicial system to be based exclusively off line reads as defamation."

"People can't hold their breath underwater that long, especially not carpenters."

"The Lord thy God command you on the sixth day to wring the dove's neck."

"I spent a year and a half building a machine that'll have sex with the actor."

"Sir, Merry Clistmas! Oh my god, I can't believe I just said Clistmas. What a blooper!"