The panel introduces the cast and crew of a new Hallmark film, including a screenwriter from a legacy of Hallmark writers and the woman whose life rights were purchased for the story.
"My mommy was a Hallmark movie writer, and her mommy before that, and her mommy before that."
"I built that motherfucker reindeer."
"I played Tiffany in the movie, the actual movie, the movie that it's based on Tiffany's."
The cast reviews a blooper reel featuring a small-pinkied extra named Vin who rants about Vietnam and a grip named Glenn who keeps ruining takes with 'bapple boxes'.
"Our blooper reel got into Sundance!"
"Where do you want me to put these bapple boxes?"
"I can't believe I just said Clistmas. What a blooper!"
Disney Workshop Fatalities and Redhead Rule of Three
Joanna reveals the grueling nature of building live-action Disney sets, claiming many carpenters and redheads drowned during the Little Mermaid workshop.
"I know a lot of people who were involved in that Little Mermaid live workshop died."
"Redheads and bald people, 'cause bald people are usually evil."
Hallmark's First Sex Scene and Biblical Justification
Jessica Christmas discusses breaking Hallmark tradition with a sex scene, while Tiffany's Payne cites the fictional book of 'Chrysanthemums' to justify it being 'hot'.
"It's not only okay, it's hot."
"The Lord thy God command you on the sixth day to wring the dove's neck."
Tiffany's Payne reveals she is suing the production because Glowy Glow's performance used a stereotypical Oklahoma accent that constitutes defamation via line reading.
"I heard it's the first lawsuit ever in the American judicial system to be based exclusively off line reads as defamation."
The cast discusses the groundbreaking inclusion of a sex scene in a Hallmark movie, which Jessica Christmas justifies using a fake Bible verse from the book of Chrysanthemums.
"The Lord thy God command you on the sixth day to wring the dove's neck."
Tiffany's Payne explains that reindeer only live 3 to 16 months and clarifies that her name is 'Tiffany's' with a silent apostrophe, leading to confusion about plural Tiffanys.
