The panel introduces their various niche media outlets, ranging from YouTube's Extra Extra Extra to the hyper-local East Hollywood Reporter which only covers a two-block radius.
"Extra Extra Extra is YouTube's version of Extra."
"I work for the East Hollywood Reporter, where we cover everything from the Los Feliz 3 to the Vista."
"It's like being a Marine and then going to Iraq because you're a fan of fighting."
Stylist Darius Walker reveals his secret to affordable high fashion: a staff of three-year-olds who work for packs of gum and are currently in creative control of his preschool-oriented aesthetic.
"This year I've got a staff of all three-year-olds, and their fashion instincts are impeccable."
"They work for a pack of gum, so they're really affordable."
Luciano Gorgonzola explains his habit of visiting celebrity homes as a fan, establishing a rigid gender binary where houses are women and apartments are men.
"Houses are ladies, apartments are men. Everybody knows that."
"The house was wearing a lovely dress made from Spain."
The panel of red carpet correspondents introduces themselves, including a stylist who employs toddlers and a reporter who only covers two blocks of East Hollywood.
"I'm Mama Junior and I work at Extra Extra Extra."
"I work for the East Hollywood Reporter, where we cover everything from the Los Feliz 3 to the Vista."
Grey Gray reveals he was a pallbearer for Bette Davis by tapping out her nephew, while Mama Junior explains how she launched her career by interviewing mourners at Shirley Temple's funeral.
"Out of the way, out of the way, someone with real shoulders coming through."
"I'm going to show up to work like I have one and wait for someone to come in and hire me."
Luciano Gorgonzola explains his hobby of stalking celebrity homes, leading to a debate on the binary gender of architecture where houses are female and apartments are male.
"Lady? Houses are ladies, apartments are men. Everybody knows that."
