"Correspondent for 'Extra Extra Extra', YouTube's version of Extra."
Emily Movies attempts to fulfill a sponsorship requirement by asking the panel for their 'messy life moments' that they made clean with Clorox.
"How do you Clorox clean? As in, what was a messy life in your moment that you made clean?"
"My messy moment was when my father was on his deathbed."
"I went home and bleached my sink and toilet. And I felt better with Clorox."
The panel introduces their various niche media outlets, ranging from YouTube's Extra Extra Extra to the hyper-local East Hollywood Reporter which only covers a two-block radius.
"Extra Extra Extra is YouTube's version of Extra."
"I work for the East Hollywood Reporter, where we cover everything from the Los Feliz 3 to the Vista."
"It's like being a Marine and then going to Iraq because you're a fan of fighting."
Luciano Gorgonzola explains his habit of visiting celebrity homes as a fan, establishing a rigid gender binary where houses are women and apartments are men.
"Houses are ladies, apartments are men. Everybody knows that."
"The house was wearing a lovely dress made from Spain."
"Spain is a great fabric for houses."
Emily Movies attempts to force a viral marketing moment for Clorox by asking the panel to share their 'messy' life stories that they eventually 'cleaned' with bleach.
"How do you Clorox clean? As in what was a messy life in your moment that you made clean?"
"My messy moment was when my father was on his deathbed and I asked him, 'Does he love you?' and he just looked away and died."
"I killed it with Clorox."
The panel of red carpet correspondents introduces themselves, including a stylist who employs toddlers and a reporter who only covers two blocks of East Hollywood.
"I'm Mama Junior and I work at Extra Extra Extra."
"I work for the East Hollywood Reporter, where we cover everything from the Los Feliz 3 to the Vista."
Grey Gray reveals he was a pallbearer for Bette Davis by tapping out her nephew, while Mama Junior explains how she launched her career by interviewing mourners at Shirley Temple's funeral.
"Out of the way, out of the way, someone with real shoulders coming through."
"I'm going to show up to work like I have one and wait for someone to come in and hire me."