Michelin Star
A platinum-selling Halloween rapper with a poetic approach to ghouls and midnights.
Highlight Bits & Quotes
12Skeleton Brimblebones: Tim Burton's Muse
Skeleton Brimblebones recounts her time living in Tim Burton's Burbank apartment and how being abandoned for 16 weeks inspired her triple-platinum poem about a goblin.
"I lived in Tim Burton's apartment in Burbank for a long time."
"Goblin, goblin, high and mighty, oh my god I've got a frighty."
"I've never been scared by a cookie."
"Next week your hard work will be for naught because you'll be offed."
Witch Titch's Candy Lore
Witch Titch reads a poem about 'Mr. Snickers' and the Nestle corporation, leading to a dark tangent about Nestle's water rights.
"Mr. Snickers is here. Is he treating or tricking?"
"Research why Nestle sells water. Terrifying."
"The Skittle references virginity."
"Streaming took over Valentine's poetry and they basically throttled it."
Bloody Guthrie's Crow Masterclass
Bloody Guthrie introduces himself as a rural Texas man who teaches crows to speak so he doesn't have to write letters, leading to a discussion of his 6-hour Masterclass.
"I teach the crows how to tell you the letter so I don't have to write the letter."
"For a crow to pronounce the letter J is oh my God."
"I'm going to tell you one last fucking time."
Skeleton Brimblebones' Frighty Poetry
Skeleton Brimblebones shares a poem from her time dating a bucket and another skeleton, utilizing the non-word 'frighty' as a primary rhyme.
"You're reminding me of the time I dated a bucket."
"Good Lord Jesus, that's a frighty."
"Frighty is not a word as a noun too."
Mummy Bo Number Five
Michelin Star performs a Halloween-themed parody of Mambo No. 5 titled 'Mummy Bo Number Five,' featuring frantic last-minute lyrical revisions.
"A little bit of Boo-a all night long."
"I just realized a spookier word. It's not sun, it's moon."
"Nothing spookier than three X's in a row."
Witch Titch and the She-Edgar Legacy
Witch Titch introduces herself and her famous sister, She-Edgar She-Po, discussing their family legacy in Halloween poetry and her sister's upcoming 'Hallow-Barbenheimer' film project.
"She-Edgar She-Po is my older sister."
"I have an old soul and an old mouth."
Michelin Star: The Kendrick Lamar of Halloween Rap
Michelin Star defends his inclusion on the poetry panel as a rapper, claiming a poetic approach and revealing he gets paid exclusively in Halloween Horror Nights merchandise to avoid IRS audits.
"I'm a Michelin Star Halloween rapper."
"Legally speaking, we cannot be audited."
Ancient Greek Halloween Tablets
The poets discuss the history of Halloween poetry, claiming ancient Greek tablets featured men complaining about the heat of their 'Ship of Theseus' costumes.
"His Ship of Theseus costume is too hot."
"It was kind of like if you would have dressed as the OceanGate."
The Spooky Pop Parody Medley
The poets share their Halloween-themed parodies of pop hits, including 'Stink Bony Club' (Pink Pony Club) and a Chappell Roan-style Sabrina Carpenter tribute.
"I lost my marbles at the Stink Bony Club."
"I am a freaking ghost."
Starburst of a Dead Body
Samantha Bowl pitches her new brand deal with Starburst for a Halloween flavor where the only difference is that the pink candy is 'darker pink,' which the others insist is just red.
"I'm doing a deal with Starburst. Starburst of a dead body."
"The pink is a little darker. (That's red.) No, just a little darker pink."
The Kendrick Lamar Beef and the 'Deda-Pile of Bones'
Rupi Scar explains his beef with Kendrick Lamar, who allegedly called him a 'certified deda-pile of bones' in a diss track.
"Certified Halloween [ __ ] boy, certified deda-pile of bones."
The Skeleton's Final Warning
The group interviews the decorative skeleton in the tree, who delivers a gravelly-voiced rhyming warning to teenagers before the hosts sign off for 'Hallowood.'
"When you're just a mere teen, watch out for dead-o pile of bones and Happy Halloween!"