"A ghost hunter who 'bros down' with spirits and is deeply concerned with the male loneliness epidemic among the deceased."
Stefano explains his transition from skeptic to believer after a sexual encounter with a witch. The team reveals his specific sexual attraction to teeth and braces.
"I had sex with a witch."
"Stefano is a teeth guy."
"You used to believe that braces were like panties for teeth, but now you believe they're like jeans."
Veronica explains her ability to 'bro down' with ghosts. She identifies a football player ghost and attempts to dap him up, eventually discovering he just wants to do the Macarena.
"We see ghosts and can bro down with them."
"The saddest thing about the male loneliness epidemic is that it's been happening for years."
"Can I dap you up brother?"
Veronica recounts her solo investigation of a haunted Hooters in Cape Cod, where she encounters a waitress with a tail and discovers the restaurant is freezing cold.
"The Reddit said that that Hooters was haunted."
"Which flavor do ghosts like more?"
"It's so cold in this Hooters."
The team discusses the 'Ghost Camera Fallacy' and launches a line of merchandise on CafePress with the aggressive slogan 'Suck My Fallacy'.
"Suck my fallacy."
"Find our By Ghostal merch that says suck my fallacy on the front."
Veronica shares a clip of her dressed as a priest in a confessional booth. She encounters a 'ghost' who turns out to be a real finance guy confessing to masturbating at work, which he apparently finds arousing.
"I masturbated at work just now."
"That was a real person who went to the confessional but it looked like a ghost."
The group discusses how Tuttle sounds exactly like Eric Cartman from South Park whenever he gets scared. Casey explains his theory that ghosts don't have ears, so he must use loud 'vibrations' to reach them.
"When Tuttle gets scared, he kind of begins to sound like Cartman."
"I use my vibrations to shock their vibracious innervacious souls."
During a stakeout, Casey is interrupted by a Postmates delivery. The team analyzes the 'spooky' dynamic of a gig worker bringing his wife and an older third person, concluding they are a codependent thruple.
"Nothing is spookier than when a gig worker brings his wife."
"It's lettuce with six sides of bread."
Veronica attempts to communicate with a ghost that Stefano believes is trapped between his balls. She tries to 'dap up' the spirit and help it through its 'male loneliness' to get it to leave the scrotum.
"I am going to attempt to talk to the bro between your scrotum."
"You don't have to hide in a scrotum to make sure that you feel seen."
Veronica claims to have irrefutable photographic evidence of two ghosts, only for Casey to reveal she held the camera backwards and just took a photo of two tourists.
"I now have irrefutable photographic evidence of two ghosts."
"Veronica would later learn that she took the camera the wrong way, thus missing the ghost of the selfie, but taking photo of the two tourists."
Veronica is possessed by a hungry ballerina spirit from the Venice Beach ballet hall who demands a soul she met 15 years ago in a hospital room.
"I'm only hungry for one thing. It was a food I was introduced to 15 years ago in a hospital room."
"I'm hungry for a soul I met in the hospital room."
In a shocking finale, Tuttle reveals that he has actually been dead for 15 years, leading to a chaotic and screaming conclusion to the episode.
"Tuttle was dead 15 years ago."
"Jeremy's been dead for 20 years."
The hosts introduce the cast of the hotel-room ghost hunting show 'By Ghostal'. The team immediately begins 'hunting' in the podcast studio, using various gadgets that turn red or give nonsensical readings.
"Turn on that spirit box, press record, get that night vision camera on, and let's hunt ghosts."