Weathermen Share Their Worst Bloopers
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Bits & Timeline (15)
The Weather People Roll Call
A group of local news meteorologists introduce themselves, revealing their weather-themed names and the physical discomfort of sitting down instead of standing in front of a green screen.
"I thought you all were 18 inches tall."
"Today's forecast calls for interesting advice, insightful opinions and a whole lot of predictions."
The Origin of Weather Names
The panel discusses whether their names are stage names or birth names, leading to a reveal about Memphis's feminist household and Paul Doodle's obsession with the song 'New York, New York'.
"Sometimes the weather chooses you."
"My real name is Paul Doodle."
The Tornado Siren and the Simpson Suns
Seattle Sunshine describes her past as a storm chaser whose good looks caused tragic distractions, while Albuquerque Drizzle explains his viral three-year-out predictions.
"Locals wouldn't follow evacuation orders because they were so distracted by my cheekbones."
"We call you the Simpsons of the weatherman world."
From Drama School to the Doppler
Memphis reveals his failed acting career in a gritty version of Little Shop of Horrors, and the group laments the loss of cue card guys to teleprompters.
"I tried to do Seymour as a little bit more rascally and dangerous."
"Your news is only as breaking as your cue card guy is fast."
The Weatherman's Living Google Doc of Commandments
The weathermen discuss their sacred commandments, which are kept on a living Google Doc similar to the Constitution. They reveal that commandments 8 through 10 were only added once women entered the industry.
"Al's kind of like the Andy Dick of the weather world."
"A smile saves lives but a frown makes it rain."
"It's like the Constitution, a living document, so they put it on Google Docs so it could always be edited."
The Legend of Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida
Seattle Sunshine attempts to recall a legendary weatherwoman named Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida, who allegedly split four weathermen in half in Memphis. The group struggles to remember the details of her nickname 'Forda'.
"She literally killed multiple weathermen."
"When she got on the scene in Memphis, she split four weathermen in half."
The Art of the Anchor Banter Stall
The panel discusses the grueling task of 'banter stalling' with news anchors when the timing of a broadcast is off. Donald Albuquerque Drizzle recounts a 23-minute run about umbrellas that devolved into a heated argument.
"You talk for what it feels like 500 years about absolutely nothing with the anchors."
"I hope you brought your umbrella if you're going shopping at Target."
The Worst Bloopers: Bouncing and Buttholes
The weathermen review 'clips' of their worst on-air moments. Memphis accidentally makes a sexual comment about bouncing, Yorkie Hail forgets her mic is on while calling herself a 'hag', and Albuquerque Drizzle reveals a medical crisis.
"I love to bounce on that cock—I mean!"
The Worst Bloopers: Bouncing and Buttholes (Part 2)
The weathermen review 'clips' of their worst on-air moments. Memphis accidentally makes a sexual comment about bouncing, Yorkie Hail forgets her mic is on while calling herself a 'hag', and Albuquerque Drizzle reveals a medical crisis.
"Turns out my farts are poisonous to my butthole."
"I hope it doesn't rain."
Weather Phenomena as Award Shows
The panel compares different weather events to award shows: tornadoes are the Super Bowl, hurricanes are the People's Choice Awards, and floods are the Streamys because they only happen after the fact.
"Floods are the Streamys because they only ever happen after."
Toronto vs. Tornado: The Ultimate Weather Blooper
Memphis Lightto-Heavyrain recounts a tragic career mistake where he misread 'tornado' as 'Toronto' on the Doppler, leading to a town being destroyed while he advised residents to have a good time.
"I thought it said Toronto, it said tornado."
Mariah Carey Karaoke Forecast
Paul Doodle reveals a birthday prank where his team replaced his teleprompter with a karaoke machine, forcing him to deliver the weather to the lyrics of 'All I Want for Christmas Is You'.
"I was reading the lyrics to Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You like it was a forecast."
The Albuquerque Sled Payola Scandal
Donald Drizzle admits to taking $50,000 in payola from a sled company to predict a snowstorm in Albuquerque during June, resulting in him being tarred and feathered with hot glue and milk.
"It was June in Albuquerque and I said crazy, crazy snowstorm coming."
The Barf-Gun Instinct and Morality Clauses
Seattle Sunshine shares a story about her brother Ronnie vomiting on air and pulling a gun out of embarrassment. The group then discusses the strict 'apple juice' sexuality morality clauses in weather contracts.
"We have to have the sexuality of apple juice essentially."
"Are you going to pull it out as sort of an instinctual response of like, oh I threw up?"
Cincinnati Sandstorm Team Report
Donald receives a mysterious call on his ancient Nokia phone about a sandstorm in Cincinnati. The team attempts a four-way relay report that devolves into technical confusion and accusations of being a 'hack'.
"There's a sandstorm hitting Cincinnati."
"I like playing Snake."