Canceled YouTube Couples
Cast & Characters (4)
Bits & Timeline (17)
The Collab Apology Introduction
Two disgraced YouTube couples, the McJacksons and Myers & Miley, introduce themselves and attempt to navigate the awkwardness of a shared apology video for their respective controversies.
"The four of us have dropped more apologies than a lot of YouTube."
"We are your favorite adult unboxing duo."
The Iams Cat Food Incident
The McJacksons address a controversial sponsorship deal where they allegedly 'lost' a van full of cats, leading to a legal dispute over the use of air quotes regarding the cats' safety.
"We forgot that we had cats in the van and we left the van."
"The lawyer said air quotes are not fine."
The Parasocial Open Relationship
Miley explains that being a YouTube couple is like being in an open relationship with millions of subscribers, while the McJacksons deny rumors of a breakup despite a leaked screaming match.
"We are a little bit in an open relationship where our subscribers are in the relationship with us."
"We meant to leave that in there because it was a joke."
The Woman in the Box
Myers and Miley defend their unboxing content after a video essayist named Skittle Tits reveals they mailed a woman to themselves in a FabFitFun box.
"Did we know there was going to be a woman in there? No, we did not."
"That woman, by the way, we give her $50 a day."
The Honey Baked Ham Child
The McJacksons apologize for faking a pregnancy and child for years, revealing that the 'baby' in their stroller was actually a honey baked ham used to secure a Kickstarter.
"We are sorry that we made up a kid."
"So that was a honey baked ham."
The Sri Lankan Content Farm Defense
Myers and Miley defend their decision to outsource content creation to a Sri Lankan farm for $12, claiming they are helping the workers afford lunch while giving the audience what they want.
"We have an army of 45 people that are getting paid $12 to farm all of our content in Sri Lanka."
Pickleball vs. Desperate Housewives Rewatch
Tyler and Jessica argue over their lack of shared interests, specifically Tyler's obsession with pickleball and Jessica's podcast about Desperate Housewives.
"Why are you never interested in Desperate Housewives Rewatch with the Girls podcast?"
The Bridgerton Betrayal and Uber Driver Gifts
Myers and Miley's relationship crumbles over Myers watching Bridgerton without her and Miley accepting 'gifts' like water and gum from an Uber driver.
"You watched the last episode of Bridgerton without me."
"When a man offers a woman water, that's not a gift."
The Kickstarter for Needy People (Miley)
Tyler and Jessica announce a Kickstarter for a charity that gives clothing to people who want it, which Miley admits is just her buying luxury brands for herself.
"I am one of those needy people who needs and wants clothing."
"Clothing from luxury bespoke brands."
Windex in the Pizza Sauce Rumors
Myers addresses rumors that his pizza restaurant is putting cleaning supplies in the sauce, claiming fans are sneaking Windex in to frame him.
"People are sneaking their own Windex into my restaurants."
"We're seeing their mouths are blue."
Substack Wars and BlueSky Jokes
The couples compete over their social media platforms, comparing Myers' meme-heavy Substack to Tyler's 'amazing' BlueSky political humor.
"Hey Trump, go take a dump."
"My husband has the best Substack I've ever read in my entire life."
The Dodo Bird Karaoke Incident
Miley and Myers apologize for a hot-mic incident where they accidentally broadcast their controversial opinions about endangered species being 'weak' and the dodo bird having it coming.
"Endangered species are dying for a reason. Because they're weak."
"The dodo birds were slimy bitches."
A Rare Genetic Aversion to One's Husband
Miley reveals she has a rare genetic disorder where she is physically incapable of being attracted to her husband, Myers, despite their successful unboxing channel.
"My wife has a rare genetic disorder where I'm not attractive to her."
"The only person my body cannot look at is a medical marvel."
The Unsettling First Unboxing Video
The group reviews Miley and Myers' first video, which features a deeply unsettling, forced smile from Miley that viewers compared to a horror movie.
"It looked like the movie Smile or something."
"I've almost been forced to just drench my system down."
Makeup on a Boy is Stupid
The McJacksons review their first video, a makeup tutorial where Tyler repeatedly calls the concept of 'makeup on a boy' stupid and crazy while wearing it.
"Makeup on a boy. It's stupid."
"I don't really get this makeup thing, but I'm sure it works for some people."
Show Me a Law Against Stealing Shrimp
The couples defend their various crimes, including hoarding buffet shrimp and starting a crypto for teens, by demanding to see the specific laws they broke.
"Show me a law that I'm not allowed to take a bucket to the buffet and take all the shrimp."
"Show me a law that you can't make a crypto for teens."
The Deli Receipt Pregnancy Reveal
Jessica McJackson has a sudden pregnancy reveal using a deli receipt from O'Delli's, which Tyler insists is a medical document.
"Babe, you're pregnant. Look, a receipt from O'Delli's."
"It says 'Thank you, thank you, thank you' at the top."