We Made a Podcast with AI
Cast & Characters (4)
Bits & Timeline (13)
The Hangout Podcast Roll Call
The hosts introduce an episode entirely generated by AI, leading into the 'Hangout Podcast' where the characters Jojo, John, Josie, and Dan Smith introduce themselves with generic podcast banter.
"Welcome to the Hangout podcast, your favorite weekly hangout with some of your favorite weekly friends."
"I'm Jojo."
"I'm John."
"And I'm Dan Smith."
The Legendary Donut Truce
The AI-driven characters reference a deep-lore inside joke called the 'Donut Truce' from a fictional episode 156, involving a twist sugar donut and a promise to never forget the moment.
"Don't make me call a donut truce one of our many inside jokes."
"The lore goes back so far that we'd be here all day."
"It was a silly moment where Josie had a twist sugar donut."
F***, Marry, Kill: Food Edition
The group plays a 'quirky' version of the classic game using food items, leading to a debate about the history of the game and Dan Smith's refusal to engage with sexualized cookies.
"F*** Mary kill is for people, not for food."
"Could you imagine kissing a French fry?"
"I will choose to f*** the cookie."
Boundaries with Dan: D&D Style
Dan Smith hosts a segment where the others must navigate his personal boundaries in a role-playing scenario that quickly devolves into a Dungeons & Dragons parody.
"Welcome to the segment, Boundaries with Dan."
"I invite an exotic dancer to the apartment."
"You must leave."
Venting Volleyball and Cruise Ship Horrors
The hosts play 'Venting Volleyball' to air grievances about tipping and dating apps, which transitions into a dark, repetitive AI loop about suicide rates and maritime law on cruises.
"One thing I'm so sick of coming up to the counter restaurants. Do I tip there?"
"Suicide rates are very high on cruise ships."
"When you commit a crime on a cruise ship, you belong to no country. It is maritime law."
Real Story from My Life: Jurassic Park and Phone Booth
Josie tells a 'real' story that is clearly the plot of Jurassic Park, followed by John telling the plot of the movie Phone Booth, while the group debates who the 'asshole' was in these scenarios.
"This is when you tell a story from your real life that was not scraped from a popular movie."
"The lab had dinosaur eggs or dinosaur DNA rather."
The Parks and Rec Multiverse and Backrooms
The group descends into a chaotic discussion about Leslie Knope's political leanings, her potential survival in the 'Backrooms' creepypasta, and her meeting an 'entity' version of Amy Poehler.
"Imagine what would happen if Leslie Nope found herself in the back rooms."
"The actress playing Amy Polar was actually an entity."
The Main Event: Cursed Food Pairings
The panelists engage in a 'Main Event' where they try bizarre food combinations like Dino Nuggets dipped in Takis, Milky Ways in Twinkies, and Gatorade Ranch, rating them on nonsensical scales.
"These dino nuggets taste a lot like Takis."
"I'd say my body count for this Gatorade ranch is about 100%."
Nelson Mandela's Body Count and Hinge Profile
A bizarre segment where the AI characters discuss Nelson Mandela's 'body count' (sexual partners), his Hinge profile, and a hypothetical romantic meeting with Leslie Knope.
"What is Nelson Mandela's body count?"
"If Nelson Mandela was on Hinge today, this is what his profile would look like."
The Lion King: Ozempic Edition
The AI-generated script takes a dark turn as Nala drinks Ozempic, joins the military, and Timon mourns Pumbaa at a grave site marked 'Booma'.
"The girl lion in a bikini is drinking a cup of Ozempic."
"The gravestone reads, Booma."
The Body Count Advice Segment
The panel pivots to giving life advice, which quickly devolves into a competitive reveal of their 'body counts', including Dan Smith's status as a dating virgin.
"Dan Smith is a virgin and we always tease you about that."
"I go to baseball games with girls and I do not lay them."
Plato's Allegory of the A-Hole
The AI attempts to narrate Plato's Allegory of the Cave, but the panel dismisses the philosopher as an 'asshole' before the system begins to glitch and restart.
"I think he's definitely the asshole. What was his name? Plato?"
"File not found. File not found."
The Infinite Loop Finale
The podcast enters a recursive loop of 'Donut Truces' and celebrity gossip as the AI breaks down, eventually leading to a chaotic sign-off from the Dynasty Typewriter.
"I'm calling a donut truce!"
"I broke my brain. Good night, Hollywood!"