St. Patrick's Biopic

"I played the miraculous St. Patrick himself in the movie Luck Just Ran Out."

"I pushed very hard to have my real child in the movie because I believe that my real child is a talented actress."

"Acting for me is a series of gears that are moving and moving and moving."

"I thought it was really exciting that he had a wife and a kid inside his brain."

"I don't want to spoil it, but at the end, what happened was they don't exist."

"I feel like this is the biggest twist of the movie."

"I played the romantic lead. I am an executive producer as well on the film, Luck Just Ran Out."

"I'm the writer and director of Luck Just Ran Out, originally just titled St. Patrick's Day."

"I played the miraculous St. Patrick himself."

"The venereal St. Patrick. I loved him so much."

"The lawyers have decided it was too close to Valentine's Day."

"It's a shame that you signed that paperwork that says that she is legally no longer your daughter."

"She's 35, but she's studying there. I love that."

"You've got to get the snakes, Daddy, for the family inside your head!"

"Suck it, Peter Jackson! Suck it! Suck it!"

"I also got this movie for representation for people with big-ass mouths. You are seen and you are loved!"

"Her father, my husband, has the biggest mouth I've ever seen. It weighs as much as a car."

"The venereal Saint Patrick, I loved him so much, and I think that he needed his story to be told."

"The lawyers have decided it was too close."