Paul Heredia

"I was 30 when I got my first role as an eight-year-old boy."

"Disney like made bank on those cheeks. I mean, they trademarked them."

"If you take the average ages of the kids I played, I'm actually kind of younger than you guys."

"I was the one that burned Studio 23 down at the Disney lot."

"I had so many lessons from executives on how to be properly TV Hispanic."

"It's ay caramba and ay carumba. Huge difference."

"My Disney show came out on 9/11 almost at the exact time that the towers were hit."

"My set school was bullshit. It was just checkers."

"Where did my innocence go?"

"I was known for playing a bunch of little brother roles, just a bunch of mischievous eight-year-old boys, and I was in my thirties the entire time."

"I played the sandwich in The Sandwich Shop Around the World."

"You got these squeaky little cheeks. You're not 25."

"Disney like made bank on those cheeks. I mean, they trademarked them, you can see them at every Disney gift shop."

"I was the one that burned Studio 23 down at the Disney lot."

"It's apples and oranges, you know? It's Ay Caramba and Ay Carumba."

"I was known for playing mischievous eight-year-old boys, and I was in my thirties the entire time"

"Big Sandwich Shop Around the World premiered on 9/11 and nobody watched it"

"I was the one that burned Studio 23 down at the Disney lot"

"It's Ay Caramba and Ay Carumba. Huge difference"

"I'm the one who killed your dog"

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